How Do I Earn More XP?

[Kagehiro]

everybody knows a monk's quest is to find enlightenment.
genocide is the fastest path to spiritual enlightenment.

 

[Sanzuo]

try having sex with the gamemaster's girlfriend

 

[coyote6]

But that trick never works!

 

[Andor]

Screw XP. I want 10 minutes alone with my character sheet and a pencil.

 

[kitsune9]

Slay every commoner in the village. They're worth something and easy too.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Slay every commoner in the village. They're worth something and easy too.

Why stop with a village? Why not create a ritual (or epic or ultra highlevel spell) which causes a plague to spread through out the country side? That way you eventually get xp as each creature/person infected by it dies.v Hmm.. Maybe that's too slow.. Maybe casting "epic exxon valdez oil spill" and then casting "mass fire-storm" to cause a forest fire or a fire in a ultra compact city would be quicker.

 

[I'm A Banana]

If that's he case why don't I have 1 million XP? My mom says I'm awesome

I gave your mom at least 1 million XP last night.

Screw XP. I want 10 minutes alone with my character sheet and a pencil.

Uhhhh....

 

[Alt F4]

Why stop with a village? Why not create a ritual (or epic or ultra highlevel spell) which causes a plague to spread through out the country side? That way you eventually get xp as each creature/person infected by it dies.v Hmm.. Maybe that's too slow.. Maybe casting "epic exxon valdez oil spill" and then casting "mass fire-storm" to cause a forest fire or a fire in a ultra compact city would be quicker.

I think Experience Points just replaced Money as the root of all evil.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I think Experience Points just replaced Money as the root of all evil.

"Evil? What's that," said the criminally insane unaligned warlock.

"Evil? That act of genocide was done for the greater good! Just look at this city... it radiates with evil," stated the lawful good paladin as he smashed the skull of an slain drow priestess. "

 

[Orius]

I'm going to assume you mean the new ENWorld XP. If that's the case, it's easy. Just be awesome, and the XP will come.

Ehh, it's a crapshoot. I've tried being both helpful and smartass to try to get more XP, but with only limited success. And often I don't really have anything to say anyway.

Hmmm...yeah, I guess you actually have to be more awesome than the average ENWorld poster. Which is not easy given some of the posters we have around here.

*beams*

try having sex with the gamemaster's girlfriend

IMC, that would earn both players heatseeking 20s on every roll of my dice. And 1s for all of their rolls. I'm the very jealous type.