How Do I Earn More XP?

[Wik]

XP? God, we usually die before we get a chance to earn XP.

"You start in the village. Oh, wait, no, you die. Sorry about that."

So, my advice to you is... avoid villages. And kill indiscriminately. Also, don't drink potions - that's just asking for trouble.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

XP? God, we usually die before we get a chance to earn XP.

"You start in the village. Oh, wait, no, you die. Sorry about that."

So, my advice to you is... avoid villages. And kill indiscriminately. Also, don't drink potions - that's just asking for trouble.

Hah, you guys have it good. Dying in a village? We would be happy if we died on a dirt road abandoned even before the fall of the Nerathi Empire!


Oh wait, wrong sketch.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Hah, you guys have it good. Dying in a village? We would be happy if we died on a dirt road abandoned even before the fall of the Nerathi Empire!

Oh wait, wrong sketch.

Sketch? You were lucky to have a sketch!

We used to make do with a single punchline, all alone.

 

[Holy Bovine]

Sketch? You were lucky to have a sketch!

We used to make do with a single punchline, all alone.

Punchline? Ha! Luxury. We used to have to share a single word amoung the 5 of us and make a 20 minute horse & pony show out of it.

But we loved it all the same!

 

[Henry]

Sketch? You were lucky to have a sketch!

We used to make do with a single punchline, all alone.

Punchline? YOU had a punchline? My DM used to make us guess both the punchline, AND the joke, and make us walk 20 miles uphill both ways just to get the two sticks to rub together to build the fire to burn our character sheets if we couldn't guess it right!

IN the winter!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

In the winter? Reminds me of the "Revenge of the Frostsorceror" or "Rache des Frosthexers", a story told in our group. One day, in deepest winter, one of the players had to go a while earlier than the rest, and so he went down and left the house. Finding his car being blocked by one of the other players car. He tried the bell. No one answered. He threw dice at the window to alert the others. To no avail... He was found later, chilling, desperate, angry...

 

[Kagehiro]

try having sex with the gamemaster's girlfriend

did that one time, and needless to say we lost our dm forever.

 

[Kagehiro]

In the winter? Reminds me of the "Revenge of the Frostsorceror" or "Rache des Frosthexers", a story told in our group. One day, in deepest winter, one of the players had to go a while earlier than the rest, and so he went down and left the house. Finding his car being blocked by one of the other players car. He tried the bell. No one answered. He threw dice at the window to alert the others. To no avail... He was found later, chilling, desperate, angry...

same thing happened to me once upon a time, except it was because everyone got drunk. which pissed off the dm. and by everyone I mean me, and I showed up after everyone had already started. then convinced all the players to crack out some of the sacrament leafage. once everyone was blitzed outside, he locked us out. well no one was good to drive so we chilled in the harsh Michigan winter until finally he let us in 2hrs later.