Insults for my goblin baddies to toss at the PCs

[MatthewJHanson]

I made a random goblin insult generator at one point. You roll a d6, d8, d10, and d12, then combined them like this:

Your [1d10] [1d6] a [1d8] [1d12]

1d10
1 face
2 mother
3 sword
4 father
5 magic
6 breath
7 physical appearance
8 brain
9 courage
10 honor

1d6
1 reminds me of
2 looks like
3 smells of
4 is worse than
5 is totally
6 conjures up terrible images of

1d8
1 stinky
2 dead
3 scaly
4 ugly
5 undead
6 less then auspicious
7 meddling
8 miniature giant space

1d12
1 fish
2 cheese
3 kobold
4 human
5 critical miss
6 vomit
7 ugly-head
8 kids
9 fungus
10 dung-heap
11 elderberries
12 hamster

 

[NewJeffCT]

I made a random goblin insult generator at one point. You roll a d6, d8, d10, and d12, then combined them like this:

Your [1d10] [1d6] a [1d8] [1d12]

1d10
1 face
2 mother
3 sword
4 father
5 magic
6 breath
7 physical appearance
8 brain
9 courage
10 honor

1d6
1 reminds me of
2 looks like
3 smells of
4 is worse than
5 is totally
6 conjures up terrible images of

1d8
1 stinky
2 dead
3 scaly
4 ugly
5 undead
6 less then auspicious
7 meddling
8 miniature giant space

1d12
1 fish
2 cheese
3 kobold
4 human
5 critical miss
6 vomit
7 ugly-head
8 kids
9 fungus
10 dung-heap
11 elderberries
12 hamster

Thanks - some good stuff there.

 

[Silverblade The Ench]

"Yer hung like a kobold!"

"Ooh, fat arse make good stew!"

"Man-sacks make good coin pouch!" *goblin jingles his purse made of...scrotes*
makes retrieving their stash that much more fun for the DM...hehe

*to a dwarf* "Beard make good merkin!" *rubs his groin* (this is an intelligent goblin!)

*to a dwarf, wriggling fingers under chin* "Yer daddy was a carrion crawler!"

*point at the party* "Lair been invaded by half-orcs! they all be fat n' ugly!"

*to a PC with a big nose* "Norker spawn!"

*goblins drop their underwear, showing they are heavily...pierced..
"You NEXT!" *they say, while jiggling their jewellery*

*goblin looks at PC, goblin makes a circle with thumb and index finger, grinning evilly, pokes his dagger through it...then jabs dagger up in air...*
menaing he's gonna shove it where the sun don't shine...

"DINNER!"

"I bags the fat one!"

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Or the classics....
What?! You from Joisey or sumfin?
Ah, ya fadah was celibate all his life!
*Points at elf* Yo! Wishbone!
*Points at dwarf* Ya muddah has a beard!
*Points at paladin* Daddy?
*Points at halfling* Hey! Beautiful! You busy after woik?

The Auld Grump