D&D Monsters -- Rated by Lore Sjorberg

[Ed_Laprade]

Quite a few great lines. But this, from the Bulette, is my fave:

These are big sharky-turtle things that burrow in the ground. According to the MM, "they love halfling and will hungrily dig them from their burrows." I knew Fellowship of the Ring was missing something! "Greetings, Gandalf. I'll bumble about the place while you make cryptic pronouncements instead of telling me what the hell's going on and OH GOD IT'S GOT ME THE PAIN IS INCREDIBLE OH GOD OH GOD HAND ME A MUFFIN WILL YOU?"

 

[Peraion Graufalke]

The githyanki are funny, but IMO nothing beats Lore's kobolds.

"Subterranean ergonomics experts suggest warming up by killing 40-400 kobolds before adventuring."

 

[Orius]

Hmm, I stumbled onto that website yesterday while doing research for Bullgrit's mimic thread on TvTropes. I wonder if he found the site the same way by finding the link on the Chest Monster page.

I also stumbled onto this site during said research (when I wasn't wiki walking from Chest Monster to Chest Burster to Aliens vs. Predator...). Both sites peg the owlbear in particular as ridiculous. I don't get it, I've always liked the owlbear.

 

[Herobizkit]

Yeah, I know. WoW made a whole race of them called Moonkin.

 

[jaerdaph]

In semi-related news, last night I bought a bag of Funyuns and ate the whole thing...

Sometimes I hate you EN World...

 

[Riley]

In semi-related news, last night I bought a bag of Funyuns and ate the whole thing...

Funyuns still exist?!? I remember that I usually ate them with a can of Rondo* as a chaser. Funyuns really did require a chaser. I assumed they had both died out together.

*: Rondo (soft drink) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Orius]

I dunno about you guys, but Rondo sounds like it would be a better name for a cheese dip for the Funyuns.