The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray

[Herobizkit]

I have wrath, but I'm also a big softie. I play directly to the player's interests rather than make a world and let the player decide what to do with it.

 

[HolyMan]

page 11 and the beat goes on LOL

btw HolyMan is a benevolent DM (although my group that faced a 4 headed hydra at lvl3 would say otherwise.)

HM

 

[Dragonwriter]

What's with this topic-based discussion and so much niceness? Oh, I'm a nice DM, I'm generous, I give players things when they're good...

What happened to our Edition War?

BACK TO THE HIJINKS AND SHENANIGANS, I SAY! GET A MOVE ON!!!

What we need is a mascot for this thread... I nominate Leif. No one takes him seriously anyway. Besides, he started it.

 

[renau1g]

Yeah, I agree DW, so getting back to it, 3e sucks. Fighters get stuck doing the same stuff at level 20 that they did at level 1, I mean c'mon you can only say "I move up and hit it" so many times before it gets boring.

Oh, and don't get me started on either the Epic rules for 3e or the lack of them for PF..... Pfftt! In PbP time, maybe once we all reach the old folks home (or maybe just Leif ) we could get there.

 

[Leif]

Why is Richard Branson holding up a statue of me? (I'm honored, anway.)

 

[renau1g]

I think the more important question is why aren't more billionaires holding up statues of you?

 

[Shayuri]

Argh! Richard Branson is clearly an EVIL billionaire, bent on world domination with his unvincible army of ICBG's!!

That's Intercontinental Ballistic Gnomes, by the way. The gnome is launched into low orbit, then drops on its target vertically. Its warhead (the red part) detonates in an airburst at about 100 feet up...saturating the area in gnome-fallout an hard gnome radiation.

It is said that one's shadows are burned into the walls behind them...with conical caps.

*sheds a tear of horror*

 

[Rhun]

Halflings make startlingly good Warlocks, imo, both in flavor and effect.

Of course they do. Their foes are overcome with fits of laughing, which then allows the halfling to smite them.

 

[Scott DeWar]

That gnome he is holding is a pathfinder gnome that has special elemental specialist powers.

and as for what fighter can do in 3.75 (pathfinder ) hte things change a bit. MOre feats! armor specialization!! weapon specialization!!! MORE FEATS!!!

 

[Relique du Madde]

That gnome he is holding is a pathfinder gnome that has special elemental specialist powers.

and as for what fighter can do in 3.75 (pathfinder ) hte things change a bit. MOre feats! armor specialization!! weapon specialization!!! MORE FEATS!!!

So does that mean he can "Run up to badguy and do a jig" now?