Questions You Want Answered When You Die

[Janx]

the big book of everything's a step in the right direction.

I advise not getting hung on on the petty stuff, like cheating girlfriends.

I'd like to know:
What's Next?
What was the point/nature of the universe?
What can I do to help the ones left behind?

 

[Umbran]

2. How many times did my ex-wife/ex-girlfriends cheat on me and with whom?

There are some questions which you're better off not asking. Remember that you'll have to go for however long you last in the afterlife with this in your mind.

If you had reason to question the faithfulness of your partner, your should have dealt with it in life - it isn't like knowing the exact number and their names is going to make you rest easier in your foreverafter. If you didn't have reason to question, then don't frackin' question.

Aliens? You betcha.

Whether there really is magic in the world? Sure.

But let the mortal relationships lie.

 

[Fast Learner]

I advise not getting hung on on the petty stuff, like cheating girlfriends.

Agreed. This kind of stuff isn't worth holding onto past the end of the relationship, in my opinion.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I know one that alot of people will ask...


WWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!?????!!!1111!1!!!!??!?

 

[Orius]

Can I get a mulligan?

Yeah I'd have to go with this too. And I'm enough of a cheating bastard to ask for all my memories intact, sort of a New Life +, or at least have some kind of intuitive insight into the best cours eof action next time around.

There are some questions which you're better off not asking. Remember that you'll have to go for however long you last in the afterlife with this in your mind.

Exactly. I've learned the hard way that there are indeed things man was not meant to know.

 

[megamania]

Which are kewler- Pirates or Ninjas?



gnomes.....?!?%#$ what were you thinking?!?



Diet Caffine Free Cola...... why bother?

 

[Hand of Evil]

Are UFO's real?
Is there a secret world order?

 

[Crothian]

Why did Firefly really get canceled?

 

[Aeolius]

"Nipples for men?!?"

 

[Hand of Evil]

"Nipples for men?!?"

to be answered - rings and clamps!

The real reason is that all fetus are female before they are male. The male has the extra gene that cause male devolopment.