How do I take this seriously?

[Mercurius]

If I'm a player and the DM pulls this guy out onto the game table, that is:

I think I might just laugh a bit and choke on a jalapeno potato chip.

 

[Mentat55]

What, he's a snake made of snakes. That's easily twice as awesome as a snake made of whatever most snakes are made of.

OK, it is pretty ridiculous. Made me think of the Xzibit "Yo Dawg" meme. But D&D monsters are largely founded on this type of thing, I think.

 

[Diamond Cross]

One should never judge by appearance. If you do, you could end up seriously underestimating your opponent and then get your butt stomped.

 

[MrMyth]

"Never turn into a snake. It never helps."

Really, its the gap-tooth grin that does it for me; I otherwise like the concept, as ridiculous as it is.

Minis I can't take seriously include Kermit the Slaad, here, and the Carrion Crawler who is way too happy to see you. Again, it's the grins!

 

[occam]

Minis I can't take seriously include Kermit the Slaad, here, and the Carrion Crawler who is way too happy to see you. Again, it's the grins!

Judging by your selection, you also don't seem to like the greens.

I love the yuan-ti abomination, though; it's one of my favorite minis. I love Huge minis, for one, and what's scarier than snakes? I'll tell you: Even more snakes!

 

[Relique du Madde]

Repaint it gun metal black and say that it's made from cybernetic coils that just happen to look like snakes.

 

[Crothian]

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!

 

[pawsplay]

What is his head attached to?

 

[Piratecat]

It used to be a big stick-guy made out of sticks. Then someone cast sticks to snakes. That never ends well.

 

[Mercurius]

MrMyth, the Carrion Crawler wins. I bow to you.