The poster below me

[fba827]

the poster below me has never been to Michigan

True.

The poster below me has, within the past month, worn non-matching but similar socks hoping no one would notice.

 

[Vyvyan Basterd]

False (all mine are the same)

The poster below me has brazenly modeled a Bard PC after a real-life musician.

 

[NotanNPC]

False ----though I'm so doing that.

The poster below me know's paladins are only good for meat sheilds

 

[Scott DeWar]

true
the poster below me knows that barbarians are great for DPS

[welcome to enworld NotanNPC!]

 

[Rune]

True--except when they're halflings.

The poster below me has never posted to ENworld before.

 

[Relique du Madde]

True... but only because I stole a time machine and commandeered my future (your current) self's computer so that I could investigate current trends then make but loads of money in an other time line.

The poster below me does not believe I'm telling the truth.

 

[Scott DeWar]

boy howdy ain't that the truth!
Whew, but that was a good one.

The poster below me has a neighbor who is hawt, but can't get the nerve to talk to her

 

[NotanNPC]

False---my neighbors, while nice, are quite homely.

The poster below me just can't bring themselves to Prestige after putting so much time into Call of duty (BlackOps or MW2, whichever)

[welcome to enworld NotanNPC!]

Thanks for that, sir!

 

[Rune]

False. I don't even know what any of that means.

The poster below me is native to the Far Realm.

 

[Relique du Madde]

True.

The poster below me is accessing enworld from someplace other then home, school, or at work.