When did you tell your kids Slash isn't real?

[Vyvyan Basterd]

My older son is 10 now and I think he should know the truth that Slash is not real. He's pretty mature and I think he'll take the news well. But I'm worried he'll let his little brother in on the secret. Advice?

 

[El Mahdi]

What?!? He's not Real?!?

Then who in the hell has been dropping a bottle of Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes down my chimney each year??????

 

[Relique du Madde]

My older son is 10 now and I think he should know the truth that Slash is not real. He's pretty mature and I think he'll take the news well. But I'm worried he'll let his little brother in on the secret. Advice?

Don't buy into the Axel Rose's aslashist propaganda! He is in fact real, so much so that when I was little he gave me a cigaret burn one morning as a sign of his disprovable in my taste of music.

 

[Rhun]

I dressed up as Slash for Halloween two years ago.

 

[Vyvyan Basterd]

What?!? He's not Real?!?

Then who in the hell has been dropping a bottle of Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes down my chimney each year??????

Apparently it was Rhun!

Edit: If there really was a Slash to leave you liquor, it would have been Black Death Vodka, not JD.

 

[Relique du Madde]

You sure it wasn't Howard Stern in a top hat?

 

[Remus Lupin]

"Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Slash. He exists as certainly as booze and debauchery and groupies exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Slash. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no power chords then, no vulgar lyrics, no screeching vocals to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished."

With apologies to Francis Church.

 

[Thunderfoot]

I like Slash's twitter reply.
"I'M NOT....REAL? "

Got to love a celebrity that realizes his fame is meaningless.

 

[Relique du Madde]

" There would be no power chords then, no vulgar lyrics, no screeching vocals to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. ."

LIES!

Power Cords, vulgar lyrics, and screeching vocals predated Slash.. as evident in this Kiss Song dated 1977.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWkLOrfDAo4]YouTube - ‪Kiss Love Gun‬‏[/ame]

 

[TarionzCousin]

LIES!

Power Cords, vulgar lyrics, and screeching vocals predated Slash.. as evident in this Kiss Song dated 1977.

KISS isn't real.