Leif
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5,000 gp is left in a sack near Uncle Groovy's / "Oscar the Grouch's" trash can with a note that just says, "DeWar."
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Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
I'll not go alone! i will die with many at the same time! This is for Miranda!!!!5,000 gp is left in a sack near Uncle Groovy's / "Oscar the Grouch's" trash can with a note that just says, "DeWar."
TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
Who is Oscar the Grouch? Look more closely, friend. You've got the wrong assassin!5,000 gp is left in a sack near Uncle Groovy's / "Oscar the Grouch's" trash can with a note that just says, "DeWar."
john112364
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Pssst. I think he left it with your neighbor down by Sesame Street! If it gets into the trash can you'll never get the money. I hear that can is a mess. Just sayin'.
See, you misunderstood me all this time- I had no problem with your target selection at all.
It was this whole "DEATH BY COOKIES!" thing you were always on about that bugged me.
I mean, an "accidental" choking on an Oreo is one thing...but Samoa Shurikens, clubbings with sacks of Chocolate Chip cookies, suffocation via Nutter-Butter bags, your Five Ladyfingers of Death...it was all too much.
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Leif
Adventurer
Sorry, Cookie Monster! Dang, I remember CM being BLUE for crying out loud!
Well, that was in the days when he used to work Vegas. He's calmed down his act a lot...and is a whole bunch more eco-friendly than he used to be.
Leif
Adventurer
Yeah, I caught his act there a few times. Used to do a 'donkey show' with a chick named White Chocolate, as I recall.
Buddy Hackett said that that show nearly scared him gentile...and Don Rickles said that it cost him his hair.
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
if death by cookies is not acceptable, then what about death by ice cream?
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