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Where do babies come from?

Greenfield

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Warning: Patently silly thread. Patent laws apply, unless wearing patent leather shoes.

Where do babies come from in the game? Specifically, there are a couple of races that seem to exist with only a single gender. How does that work?

For example, Satyr's are only male, and are known for chasing young maidens through the woods. Dryads and Nymphs are only female, and seem to exist merely to entice and frustrate already frustrated gamers.

There are templates for Half Satyr and Half Nymph, which can be either gender, but the Fey parent only occurs in the single flavor.

(Note: The words Satiate and Satisfy are derived from the word Satair or Satyr.)

Additionally, why would sailors be tempted by mermaids? The fiddly bits are all wrong. I mean, hand holding and canoodling are fine, but you can't walk her to the door after an evening of dancing. On the other hand, she probably won't blow your entire paycheck on shoes...
 

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Additionally, why would sailors be tempted by mermaids? The fiddly bits are all wrong.
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...thats what rum IS for!

(no need to worry about the mechanics if you remember nothing the next day, and you can later claim that you found him/her in your rum.)
 

I apologize for possibly killing my own joke, but the picture of Bill Clinton is to remind people that oral skills may compensate for inappropriate fiddly bits.
 


Where do babies come from in the game? Specifically, there are a couple of races that seem to exist with only a single gender. How does that work?


Asexual Reproduction...?:hmm:


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eehxiA_DW-M]‪your wife‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]
:p
 

When in doubt, "A Wizard Did It" justifies everything.

Except how a bookworm who traded the development of social skills for knowledge ever learned anything about sex.
 

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