The First Zombie-Proof House


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Why do they need concrete window shutters on the second floor?

because as zombies mass, they crush other zombies, slowly building a ramp around the house, soon covering it under the zombie horde. The only zombie proof house is one that keeps zombies away from it.
 

because as zombies mass, they crush other zombies, slowly building a ramp around the house, soon covering it under the zombie horde. The only zombie proof house is one that keeps zombies away from it.

Yeah, although I'm impressed that someone spent that much money on a concept they're clearly obsessed over, I think they'll last all of a month in their 'zombie-proof' house, solely on the basis that they think it'll actually be zombie-proof.

What you need is team of truly dedicated nerds, like us, to design a REAL zombie-proof home.
 

Maybe the residents won't set up cameras and run a reality TV show during the Zombie Apocalypse. Anyone read what happened to a similar "zombie-proof" set up in World War Z? It wasn't the zombies that got in.

Bullgrit
 

Maybe the residents won't set up cameras and run a reality TV show during the Zombie Apocalypse. Anyone read what happened to a similar "zombie-proof" set up in World War Z? It wasn't the zombies that got in.

You really should watch the new TV series, "Death Valley" :D
 



Keeping them at a wall a mile away is about the same as keeping them at a wall three feet away. Either they get through your wall, or they don't.

But if you live on a mountain and have a wall angle to the edge of a cliff, they will follow the wall and off the cliff! ;)
 

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