The First Zombie-Proof House

[Thagdal]

Too many moving parts (does it have its own power generator?) and one sliding wall/door only being metal let it down.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bruce Lee once said:

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

Zombies are not water, that they must flow in a particular direction when presented with an obstacle. They'd be a dang sight easier to deal with if they were.

Now, either Umbran is right, and there is a flaw in Jeet Kune Do, or Mr. Lee would have revised his saying somewhat in a zombiepocalypse...

 

[Umbran]

Now, either Umbran is right, and there is a flaw in Jeet Kune Do, or Mr. Lee would have revised his saying somewhat in a zombiepocalypse...

Neither. Mr. Lee was merely smart enough to beat the snot out of any mad scientist trying to incorporate Jeet Kune Do into their zombie plague viruses. After four notable researchers in the field wound up beaten so hard that their ancestors felt it, the industry gave it up as a bad idea.

 

[Scott DeWar]

i wanted to give you an xp, Umbran, but i needed to spread the mustard before making another sammich.

 

[Hand of Evil]

tires laying on the ground should give zombies fits but I don't expect the tire trap to help.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

1) build your ZPH (zombie-proof house) at the center of an enormous ice rink which is surrounded by rose bushes

2) put a bunch of solar-powered chipper/shredders around the perimeter of your ice rink, with the feeder bins flush with the ground

3) install giant pinball-style bumpers & flippers around the base of your ZPH

4) play Zombie Shred Hockey as uninvited undead get smacked into chipper shredders, feeding your rose garden