Tyromancy

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Summon Cheese Golem

Create Enchanted Cheese (used as an ingredient in magical constructions like Calzone Golems)

Mouse Swarm minions & Mouse familiar

Cheesehead: the enchanted cheese-shaped helmet

Ability to apply metamagic to spells based on the type of cheese used as a material component

Magical catchphrase: "Behold, the Power of Cheese!"

 

[Umbran]

You know, all these great game ideas have to be collected and published.

You all know what this book must be called:

The Muenster Manual.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Bravo!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A lycanthrope who changes into a wolf under the light of the Green Cheese Moon is a Gruyerewolf.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The cheesiest PC race, ever: the Cheddar-Kai

They look human, with a few exceptions. Their skin is a waxy yellow or white, a trait that being born on the Plate of Shallows has given them, and their eyes and their hair are both always of the purest red.






Baba Yaga's Cottage Cheese: fiendishly delicious...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dire Colby: a ferocious fighter, a subterranean bipedal sentient cheese. Long ago the Dire Colbies gained the semishoft, tasty humanoid form, but they make up for this with their great strength and ferocity. They developed two powerful arms which end in sharp, cheesy claws.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Tarrasqueso: this edible horror is a a colossal bowl of melted cheese that roams the countryside trying to add meats and peppers to its inner cheese reservoir.

Carapace (Ex)
The Tarrasqueso’s armorlike bowl is exceptionally tough and highly reflective of rural Latin culture. It is capable of deflecting all rays, lines, cones, and even magic missile spells. There is a 30% chance of reflecting any such effect back at the caster; otherwise, it is merely negated. Check for reflection before rolling to overcome the creature’s spell resistance.

Regeneration (Ex)
No form of attack deals lethal damage to the Tarrasqueso. The Tarrasqueso regenerates even if it fails a saving throw against a disintegrate spell or a death effect. If the Tarrasqueso fails its save against a spell or effect that would kill it instantly (such as those mentioned above), the spell or effect instead deals nonlethal damage equal to the creature’s full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hp). The Tarrasqueso is immune to effects that produce incurable or bleeding wounds, such as mummy rot, a sword with the wounding special ability, or a clay golem’s cursed wound ability.

The Tarrasqueso can be slain only by raising its nonlethal damage total to its full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hit points) by using tortilla chips to consume its reservoir, then using a wish or miracle spell to keep it dead.

 

[Umbran]

Are you officially having too much fun with this now?

 

[Mistwell]

Are you officially having too much fun with this now?

I am!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Gorgongorgonzola, anyone? The existence of which would force the creation of a Transmute Cheese to Flesh spell...