*Tieflings and Dragonborn gonzo-ing up the PHB!
*PHB is not in my hands NOW!
*No dubious accusations of edition warring starting edition wars!
*No legit reason to ragequit!
* Where are the pilgrims neither hurrying nor tarrying!?
* Why can't I play a flumph!?
* What happens when wolves hide in piles of apples!?
* gnomes
* gnomes
* halfgnome flumphs