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[Thaumaturge]

Thaumaturge, I owe you about 50 XP at this point, since the site won't let me give you more but you have certainly earned them.

The only downside is that sadly, your XP total has taken you to level 10, whereby you are no longer level 9, which is called a Thaumaturgist. If you could have been Thaumaturge the Thaumaturgist, who was also thaumaturging, I think you would have been automatically retroactively inserted into a Joseph Heller book.

Alas, that moment will never happen. Again.

It was a glorious few days while it lasted.

Apologies for crossing streams and mixing genre specific metaphors like that...
I had just read a Simpsons related tweet and was thinking in that frame of reference when I read your post which reminded me of an old school Simpsons scene that still makes me giggle 20-odd years later.

So take it as a compliment I guess?

I'm mostly acting out silly indignation in this thread. No worries. I mean, I didn't get the joke, but that happens all of the time on account of my high density. And giggling is always good.

Thaumaturge.

 

[evileeyore]

but that happens all of the time on account of my high density.

So your density betrays you!

Once you start down that dark matter path, forever it will control your density!

You truly are your own density!

'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* density!

You are the shaper of your own density!

 

[Remathilis]

So your density betrays you!

Once you start down that dark matter path, forever it will control your density!

You truly are your own density!

'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* density!

You are the shaper of your own density!

If you're feeling the weight of your density, I suggest attending mass to refresh your spirit.

 

[Agamon]

I'm mostly acting out silly indignation in this thread. No worries. I mean, I didn't get the joke, but that happens all of the time on account of my high density. And giggling is always good.

Sigh. Another person that doesn't get that games is serious business.

C'mon, people let's get serious with our indignation. We owe that to...I mean, yeah, serious!

 

[Agamon]

You are the shaper of your own density!

He's an android that was married to a mutant witch?

 

[Remathilis]

He's an android that was married to a mutant witch?

That was Vision.