D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Ichneumon]

Previous editions of D&D have been deep, meaningful and have set out to teach important life lessons. This edition has no goal more lofty than being The Entertainer.

/ragtimequit

 

[pemerton]

In 5e, magic items are optional!

/gearquit

 

[pemerton]

Also, they changed the class name back to wizard!

/magequit

 

[Thaumaturge]

Elves change how long they live every. Freaking. Edition.

/agequit

Thaumaturge.

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Personality, Ideals, Flaws are all Roleplaying Elements

/stagequit

 

[Thaumaturge]

Who is going to answer all of my rules questions?

/sagequit

Thaumaturge.

 

[Cyberen]

So many modules, so little time...

\ragekit

 

[SkidAce]

Where are the rules for thieves applying makeup?

/rougequit

 

[tuxgeo]

Elves change how long they live every. Freaking. Edition.

/agequit

Thaumaturge.

The variability of elven life-expectancy is one of the major causes for the human characterization of elves as being "chaotic." First they live to be 400 years, then they live to be 700 years? What does "average" even mean in such cases?

Worse, the elves don't receive any pay at all for changing their life-expectancy, yet they continue to do it anyway!

/wagequit

 

[Lidgar]

There are no rules for fighting viruses!

/phagequit