D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[BoldItalic]

Enough of typing at the keyboard. I'm going back to pen and ink.
/ragequill

 

[occam]

As for outer-planar adventuring, fans of the Abyss, Mount Celestia or the Border Plane of Fire will be getting theirs. But those of us who want to go through the looking glass, visit the Mirror Universe or Opposite World? Nope, left out in the cold.

tuiqegar\

Do we really know about outer-planar adventuring? Now that I think about it, I haven't seen one mention of Sigil, not to mention what should be a mandatory Planescape boxed set!

/+-z+-raveller

 

[tuxgeo]

It's too great a departure from the more-cinematic 4E. (Yes, 5E isn't cinematic enough.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os0PYZVLFpY

George Sanders as M. Ballon:
"I disliked Miguel intensely; but I'm not in the habit of killing people merely because I dislike them."
. . .
Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
"And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a Rit of Fealous Jage."

The rebound is misdirected, and the cues are too curly -- but 5E doesn't model any of that!

/Rit-of-Fealous-Jagequit

 

[MoutonRustique]

Silence (the spell) is OP!

/ragequiet

 

[Lidgar]

All of this rage is driving me to fear the new edition.

/ragequail

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

I wonder how long this meme will last?

/ragequandary

 

[evileeyore]

It appears I am wearing my rage on my sleeve...

/ragecoat

 

[Phaezen]

They got eastern armour art in my medieval Europe fantasy game

/ragequit

 

[Nergal Pendragon]

They got eastern armour art in my medieval Europe fantasy game

/ragequit

They got European fantasy game in my Eastern armor art!

/ragequit

 

[YourSwordIsMine]

Padded Armor causes Disadvantage on Stealth Checks

/ragequilt