D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Nergal Pendragon]

I believe 5e made my stomach hurt (because I couldn't stomach the new LG Paladin), and then I felt something squirt...

/ragesquirt

I am so angry at 5e's lack of a medicine skill that I decided to distract myself by medically correcting Lalato's problem!

/ragesurgery

 

[evileeyore]

5e has caused so much conflict I've started drinking again!

/ragequart

 

[Umbran]

5e has left a gap in releases so large, I've had to resort to Victorian yard and party games for amusement!

/ragequoits

 

[TwoSix]

Lack of support for a pyramid-shaped battle grid has led to me ineffectually cursing at 5e.

#!%*@%!

/rageqbert

 

[evileeyore]

As a public Service, I've started this thread for people to post their rage inducing bits about 5th edition.

First, some ground rules:

1) No comments, please. This is for lolz, not discussions. Give XP all you want.
2) Please list the bits of rage-inducing stuff in a short phrase. No long prose.
3) Have fun. Get wacky. Catharsis is healthy.

This guy got into the thread before me!

/ragequote

 

[TwoSix]

This guy got into the thread before me!

/ragequote

Calm down, man. Being so upset won't fix anything.

/ragequell

 

[evileeyore]

Calm down, man. Being so upset won't fix anything.

/ragequell

I may have to bow out of this thread anyway, I might be reaching my...

/ragequota

 

[Umbran]

I may have to bow out of this thread anyway, I might be reaching my...

/ragequota

No, clearly, you're one of the /ragequit champions. And you know what happens when they call back the champions to fight again?

/ragequarterquell

 

[TwoSix]

No, clearly, you're one of the /ragequit champions. And you know what happens when they call back the champions to fight again?

/ragequarterquell

"From District 12, it's Mike Mearls, the Designer on Fire!"

/Capitolquit

 

[BoldItalic]

Sorry, haven't got time to post. Frantically busy.

/ragequick