D&D 5E /Ragequit Rants

[Sir Brennen]

[MENTION=32417]MikeMearls[/MENTION] has been tweeting [-]hilarious[/-] inexcusable corrections to an older version of the Basic D&D pdf! Any single one of these outrageous changes guaranteed to cause mass outrage quits! Because outrage!

Here - rage quit about this change to rage!

Barbarians no longer lose their rage abilities for one week after eating a meal using a fork, spoon, or knife

/twitquit

 

[Sir Brennen]

Also,

D&D Next: Good or Bad?

I can't tell.

/cagequit

 

[Lalato]

Got my Starter Set today. OMG why is the box SO BIG?!

/ragequit

That's what HE said! ::rimshot::

/largeandandinchargequit

 

[I'm A Banana]

Also,

D&D Next: Good or Bad?

I can't tell.

/cagequit

He's been devastated ever since the Fun Police raided his house while he was out and torched his 4e book collection.

/cagequit

 

[Lidgar]

At this very moment, am I rage quitting or not rage quitting?

Argh!

/schrodinger's ragequit

Damn you D&D 5e for putting us in a state of ragequit superposition!

/quantumquit

 

[Nergal Pendragon]

Damn you D&D 5e for putting us in a state of ragequit superposition!

/ragequit

I'm so angry with this, I'm going to slam the door on them!

/ragequit

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[Ichneumon]

Time to stitch all these reasons for righteous 5e abandonment into a bedcover, which I'll read the new PHB beneath during those cold NZ winter nights.

/ragequilt

 

[BoldItalic]

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I've ragequit here three times and still no-one from WotC has come round to my house begging me to reconsider. What kind of customer service is this? When I pay mega-zilches for a free download, I expect personal attention. It's not good enough.

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[YourSwordIsMine]

The Rouse


/ragequit

 

[Lalato]

I believe 5e made my stomach hurt (because I couldn't stomach the new LG Paladin), and then I felt something squirt...

/ragesquirt