Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
I looted this from CNN:
It seems I'm short a parrot, patch & peg leg of plunderin' some donuts & fried fish planks...
Just as well, I s'pose- me doctor has told me to lighten up on the CAAAAAARRRRBS!
I just heard me parrot here squalkin this here gossip. It be too bad me ship is run aground too far from that treasure island.