Lanefan
Victoria Rules
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Maybe this will help you understand.
You don't need to play D&D.
You don't need to shop at the grocery store.
You don't need a car.
You don't need a job.
Do you really think the fact that you don't need those things is you being told not to have or do them, or even that you shouldn't have or do them?
The statement that you don't need to roll is just letting you know that you don't have to roll stats. It's not a directive not to roll, nor is it even saying that you shouldn't roll.
If we take your four statements as true, factual statements, then the following are true:
1. Since you don't need to to play D&D, then it is not a requirement. Although this one is a bit different from saying that you "don't need to roll". A closer statement would be, "You do not need the 3.5 D&D books to play 3.5 D&D." Meaning that I can play 3.5 D&D perfectly well without the books. Which is true. You can play 3.5 D&D with the SRD and not have a problem.
2. Do don't need to shop at the grocery store means that if the grocery store did not exist, it would be perfectly fine.
3. You don't need a car. Again, since I don't need it, if cars did not exist then it would not matter to me.
4. You don't need a job. Presumably I have income from somewhere else and if I never got a job or jobs did not exist, then I would never notice.
The problem is, you're trying to insist on a single interpretation of a word that has a somewhat fuzzier meaning. I'm not saying you're wrong in your interpretation, just that there are more than one interpretations.
You don't need a store since you can grow food. You can always go homeless and beg, so there is no need for jobs. You can walk and/or take public transportation, so a car is not needed. I can live life just fine with no D&D. None of those are needs.
You don't need to roll stats, or even know what those stats are, but NPCs must have stats or they would be dead.
The claim is that you can't pick number, because you can't control which specific numbers come up.
You're the one who asked what happens when you roll the exact array numbers. It's not my fault if that's so incredibly unlikely to happen to me that it's not even worth consideration.
Again, you're taking the position that the designers are stupid. The rules talk about rolling stats for NPCs. The ONLY method of rolling is 4d6-L. Unless the designers are so brain dead that they failed to let the DM know to come up with a rolling method, 4d6-L is the method that they are talking about. it's all there is and not one inkling that the DM needs to come up with a different method. I for one don't think the designers are that stupid, so 4d6-L is what the DMG NPC rules are talking about.