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[Aeson]

At a job interview today the guy told me he had 3 interviews set up. I was the only one to show. Made me look better.

 

[trappedslider]

At a job interview today the guy told me he had 3 interviews set up. I was the only one to show. Made me look better.

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[Aeson]

I had another interview today. If everything works out I start at Papa John's on Tuesday. I worked for them over 20 years ago. Never expected to be going back. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Good luck!

 

[Aeson]

With the way people drive today I need all the luck I can get. He told me the car topper has GPS and tracks everything, speeding, hard braking, etc. While working I can't go more than 3 mph over the speed limit. Going that slow could get me shot. Okay I'm being hyperbolic.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

He told me the car topper has GPS and tracks everything, speeding, hard braking, etc.

Note to self: never use a stolen delivery vehicle to rob a bank.

 

[jonesy]

When did the news become super obsessive about who the current oldest person in the world is? Verifications, photos, video, interviews, "What's the secret to you not dying yet?", "What's your first memory?", "Do you remember World War Whatever?", "Did you meet Famous Past Celebrity?", "What do you think of Current Strange Trend?", "Did you hear about New Thing Happening Right Now?", "Are your relatives/friends/enemies alive?", "What was it like when you first tried Something Now Common But Once Upon A Time Brand New And Amazing?".

 

[jonesy]

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Has Vanessa Bayer ever broken character? Everyone cracks up except her.

 

[jonesy]

Oh my taffy scotch, I just found the best SNL playlist on Youtube. Every episode of Californians in chronological order.

The Californians

 

[Aeson]

At a job interview today the guy told me he had 3 interviews set up. I was the only one to show. Made me look better.

Remember when I said this?

I had another interview today. If everything works out I start at Papa John's on Tuesday. I worked for them over 20 years ago. Never expected to be going back. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

And this?

Here's the latest. So I'm at the store trying on new pants for my new job when I get a call offering me the job from the first interview. I told him I had accepted another job offer. Guess what, that job didn't happen. I called the first guy back and ask if the offer was still good. He said maybe, it was the lunch rush and he would have to call me back. 6 hours later he calls me to tell me they're going to move forward with the process. So if this one works out I'll be cookin some Popeye's chicken. Better yet, I'll be telling others to cook the chicken cuz I'll be a shift manager. I hope this works out. I don't know how much more I can take. Something has to break soon. My bad luck or my mind.