Anders Johnson, a Swedish artist over on ArtStation, has an awesome image in which he compares the relative sizes of various D&D giants.
If you try to table-up some of the epic sized suggestions here, you'd have the recent Baldurs Gate "miniature" statue versus normal sized miniatures. Makes the oliphants from LOTR puny in comparison.
I imagine that Stone and Storm might be pleased by these comparisons to a degreebut I don’t envy you when the Fire and Cloud’s hear what you compared them to!!
just standing next to each other in their squares on the battle mat and swinging their swords at one another
With his assassinate feature, he can kill a hill giant by himself in a single round. Scary when you think of the size difference...
Um, how is it dumb for the Giant prioritize going after the Lore Bard, when said bard is the PC with the lightest armor (and therefore easiest to hit), has the lowest hit points (and therefore is the easiest to kill), and is using his inspiration each turn to help his allies fight better?
I look at those sizes, and think of the usual depictions seen for Jack and the Beanstalk - in which Jack is lucky if he comes up to the giant's knee, and rather often only comes up to the giant's ankle. That mythic referent leaves me needing giants that are 3 to 4 times the height of a man, as seen in these images, not two to three times man-sized, which is what you seem to prefer..
But how would you narrate that for the ToM without the giant looking like an idiot?That's where the DM's (and hopefully the players') creativity and theater of the mind kicks into play.
Sad.5E ..... has nothing at all to do with "real and gritty."
In the books they are basically elephants. Which, historically, where pretty devastating themselves when trained for war.The only idea I have around the LOTR oliphants is what was depicted in the movie, whether that was accurate to the books or not, and those oliphants would be roughly the size of the Walking Statue of Waterdeep miniature in terms of scale.