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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
"This rule is so bad you should just ignore it most of the time" is not the strongest way to defend that rule as good. The 3.x foe creation rules did require the same amount of detail as character creation even for a throw-away opponent.And your problem is? You don't need to go through the full character generation process for a throwaway opponent, but you can if you want to.
The idea that you are replacing it with the same method later editions replaced it with because it was so unwieldy does not magically make it good, it just reinforces that it wasn't. That it was broken.
Would you care to attempt to disagree again and reinforce the point more?