D&D 5E Rename the Monster Manual

Items that only offer pleasure ? - while it might involve Dungeons I’d suspect that kind roleplaying would breach the PG limit

Did you miss my first post? That D&D should be rename D&D to Kittens in Kottages YOLO? KinKY? So BOOP! Goes along with the theme.

I mean, who doesn't get pleasure out undoing knotted rope? Unless your mind is in the gutter it's perfectly good clean fun.
 

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Politically Correct Entries for the 6e MONSTER Manual:
Adolf Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Mao Zedong
Saddam Hussein
Attila the Hun
Kim Il-Sung
Ted Bundy
Osama Bin Ladin
Vlad the Impaler
Ivan the Terrible
Gangis Khan
Jean Kambanda
Maximilien Robespierre
Benito Mussolini
Bashar Al-Assad
Judas Iscariot
King Henry VIII
Fidel Castro

Those are some true monsters. Orcs pale in comparison next to the Unabomber.

Forgot one - the Killer Clown...John Wayne Gacy
 



It doesn't stop. We should always try to better the world and fix things.

The debate lies in what is broke and what isn't...

True. There was a list of offensive entries early in this thread and I can honestly say I never once in all the years Ive been playing looked at any on that list as racist. I took it as its a game, not, hey that orc kinda looks like or reminds me of person "X" of race "Y" in my math class. Personally I think debating whether the term "MONSTER" is offensive is just looking for one more thing to change just for the sake of change.
 




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