She Hulk on Disney+

[bloodtide]

She Hulk show predictions:

Awesome Brick Joke: The first episode has Jennifer in the kitchen on a Sunday talking to her gay guy best pal seamstress (wink wink, foreshadow he will make her giant clothing) about how she has her first ever big solo case tomorrow and she is so nervous. As they make sandwiches, poor weak Jennifer can't open the pickle jar....cur laugh track. THEN at the end of the show (maybe after the credits) as She Hulk she opens the refrigerator and pulls out the pickle jar and easily pops of the top and smiles (maybe breaks the jar)...then cue Disney Plus logo, in association with Marvel, Upside Down House and You Can't Do That On Television Productions.

Girl Power Joke: Lawyer Jennifer walks to work in the morning.....past a construction site. Where the guys catcall her. Then at the end of the episode she walks past again, but walks over to the guys as She Hulk and bends a iron beam into a shape and says "what cat got your tongue?"

Funny Rated G "nude" scene: normal human Jennifer hulks out, and rips out of her normal sized lawyer outfit. And is naked. OF COURSE we see nothing other then her feet, shoulders and head. But she has to run around the city, trying to get home and hiding as a seven foot tall green skinned giant woman....as she PERFECTLY hides behind object that cover nearly every inch of her skin. Still, funny scene...waka waka waka!

Green Law: Jennifer hulks out....but must go to court as She Hulk....maybe covered in make up. Waka Waka Waka.....

Brick Joke #2: maybe episode 2 or 3 during the teaser or start after she has become She Hulk, but has transformed back to plain Jennifer. Walking through the park with her friend.....she sees a poor woman get robbed/mugged by a dude in all black clothing. But does nothing: it's not her problem. She is just ready to report what she saw to the cops and give a good description like a good lawyer would do. The friend disagrees: she should have stopped the mugger guy.

Then:

With Great Power: Near end of Episode 2: Jennifer freaks out being a giant green monster and runs out into the rain. Crying she is sure he life is over: she just wants a normal life as a lawyer, not as a green monster. She runs out into the city park (Central Park if they are in NYC, wink wink) and collapses on the ground. Then right before her is a park kiosk poster of Spider Man and Stan Lee standing together with the words "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" , and she realizes what she must do......

And Brick Joke #2 continued: (maybe after the credits) Old White Guy Officer McGillus and Young Rook Officer Jones are just outside of the prescient, looking up a mugger guy all tied up and hanging way up from a street light. Mcgillus holds a piece of paper and says "I'm telling you this guy matches the composite description on the dark park mugger, just look!" Jones nods "Yup it's him, how do you think he got up there all tied up?" McGillus "Er, beats me" Jones: "And how we gonna get him down?" Mcgillus: "Beats me?" Cue Disney Plus logo, in association with Marvel, Upside Down House and You Can't Do That On Television Productions.

 

[Bawylie]

My turn:

it’s just like Boston Legal but Denny crane is a 7 ft green woman.

“She-Hulk” finger guns

 

[Khelon Testudo]

Let's hope the writing on the show is better than this. We know it can be, from the Marvel tv shows. Whatever your opinion of Daredevil, Luke Cage, Punisher, or Jessica Jones, they weren't sit-com level stereotypes. And I think the various show-runners know streaming customers demand more than that.

 

[Ryujin]

IIRC She-Hulk doesn't "Hulk out" like David (Bruce) Banner does. She ends up with a permanent transformation due to a necessary blood transfusion from her Hulk cousin. Hopefully they stick to that in the series. Tatiana Maslany is a hell of an actress.

 

[bloodtide]

Yea, but the question is, will the show be all CGI She Hulk? Like will we only see the real human actress for like a couple minutes in episode one and then she gets "zapped by a gamma ray" or whatever and is CGI She Hulk for all the six episodes?

I'm guessing they might go for more of the she de hulks, so they can have normal sitcom screens.

 

[MarkB]

Yea, but the question is, will the show be all CGI She Hulk? Like will we only see the real human actress for like a couple minutes in episode one and then she gets "zapped by a gamma ray" or whatever and is CGI She Hulk for all the six episodes?

It depends on the look they're going for. She-Hulk is generally drawn as tall and muscular, but not outside of normal human proportions, unlike the Hulk.

 

[Umbran]

She-Hulk is generally drawn as tall and muscular, but not outside of normal human proportions, unlike the Hulk.

She-Hulk is canonically 6'7" tall. Tatiana Maslany is 5'4".

 

[billd91]

IIRC She-Hulk doesn't "Hulk out" like David (Bruce) Banner does. She ends up with a permanent transformation due to a necessary blood transfusion from her Hulk cousin. Hopefully they stick to that in the series. Tatiana Maslany is a hell of an actress.

She doesn't hulk out quite the same, but it wasn't a permanent transformation until later in her career. I believe it was in the She-Hulk graphic novel that her transformation became permanent (edit: yeesh! that was back in 1985?!? OK, that's it! [geezer voice]ALL YOU KIDS OFFA MY LAWN![/geezer voice])

 

[MarkB]

She-Hulk is canonically 6'7" tall. Tatiana Maslany is 5'4".

That's a bit of a difference. They might cover it with CGI, or they might go with some trickery with camera angles and forced perspective a la Lord of the Rings. Or have a short She-Hulk.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Wolverine is 5'3" and Hugh Jackman is 6'2". As long as the actor does a good job bringing the character to life, height shouldn't be an issue. And certainly, they could do all sorts of CGI and camera trickery. With the pandemic, I suspect shows and movies will likely be relying on stuff like compositing people into shots more than ever.