D&D General This is why I game.

[Hussar]

You can find it in Dungeon 213. One of the 4e ones. Not sure where you can get it now to be honest.

 

[aco175]

a couple weeks ago the PCs defeated the water cult encounter in PotA and received an alchemy jug. They were talking about things you could pull from it and everyone laughed at the 2 gallons of mayonnaise. They laughed about going back to Red Larch and the 'pickle' guy who lives at the end of the common and making special sauce and such. Fast forward 2 weeks and last night they encounter the aboleth who is turning them all to slime with his tentacle attacks. My son comes up with "I'm going to need 2 gallons of mayonnaise for your deep-fired ass when I'm through". Took a second for the rest of the table to know what he was talking about.

 

[MarkB]

My most significant case of unlikely dice luck was when I built an Elven Accuracy based ranged fighter, brought her into play for the first time, got myself perfectly situated and, in my first ever roll for the character, attacked from a concealed position with advantage...

And rolled a triple natural 1.

 

[nevin]

My most significant case of unlikely dice luck was when I built an Elven Accuracy based ranged fighter, brought her in to play for the first time, got myself perfectly situated, and, in my first ever roll for the character, attacked from averaged vvvconcealed position with an advantage...

And rolled a triple natural 1.

I remember playing a dual-wielding 8th level ranger in a tunnel being mobbed by 100s of bugs with average ac and missing something like 12 attacks in a row. I just wanted to burn my dice and character sheet and start over