D&D General Races as Pizzas ... Put in your Contributions

[Charlaquin]

We're using Custom Lineage for this right?

That’s obviously the “build your own” option.

 

[Charlaquin]

It's also a calzone, a traditional pizza that has been warped into an unholy creation!

(I actually like calzones... but I also like duergar!)

Calzone is the Underdark variant. Drow, Duergar, Svirvneblin, etc.

 

[Swarmkeeper]

Stuffed Crust = Tortle?
Vegan Pizza = Firbolg?
Extra Cheese = Minotaur?

 

[Minigiant]

Extra Cheese = Minotaur?

Minotaur is White Pizza.
Traditional but different tradition.

 

[Zardnaar]

What about these New Zealand flavours.

Mr Wedge. Potato wedges, mayo, ham

Double Double Cheeseburger. Sausage, bacon, tomato, beef, pepperoni, cheese sauce.

What races are they? Thanks to you motley lot I ordered pizza tonight.

 

[loverdrive]

I'm trying to tie my favourite pizza (with horse meat, lamb and sometimes raisin) to any race, but I can't find any race that can be summed up as "local flavour that a few people have tasted, but those who did love it to no end"

 

[Zardnaar]

I'm trying to tie my favourite pizza (with horse meat, lamb and sometimes raisin) to any race, but I can't find any race that can be summed up as "local flavour that a few people have tasted, but those who did love it to no end"

Where's that Bashkortostan?

 

[loverdrive]

Where's that Bashkoristan?

Kazakhstan. But Bashkyrs are our close relatives.

 

[Zardnaar]

Kazakhstan. But Bashkyrs are our close relatives.

I didn't want to say that because Borat.

Love to visit Ufa and down your way.


Kiwi over your way.

 

[loverdrive]

Love to visit Ufa and down your way.

Maybe I didn't get the joke, but Ufa isn't in Kazakhstan (it's the capital of Republic of Bashkortostan that is a part of Russian Federation, while Kazakhstan is an independent nation), though pretty close.