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D&D General Races as Pizzas ... Put in your Contributions


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Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Kenku

One of those desert or oreo pizzas. You think it's a great RP idea- talking in quotes! And then you're like ... uh ... I ate that whole thing? I don't feel so good.
 








Minigiant

Legend
Is Half Orc Meatlovers? Finally accepted, little variance on taste but not good for your health.

Full Orc is putting pizza sauce and cheese on a plate fulla meat, namean.
 


pukunui

Legend
I have a friend who used to be in the US Navy. He said one time while on shore leave in Croatia, they went to a pizza place. They couldn't read the menu, so they picked one at random. They were brought a pizza with a whole fish slapped on top.

What D&D race would that be?
 


Minigiant

Legend
I have a friend who used to be in the US Navy. He said one time while on shore leave in Croatia, they went to a pizza place. They couldn't read the menu, so they picked one at random. They were brought a pizza with a whole fish slapped on top.

What D&D race would that be?
Gnoll. Literally Reincarnation into a pile of awful.
 



Charlaquin

Goblin Queen
Halfling
Definitely a meat-lovers. There's always someone who wants a meat-lovers pizza, and someone who wants to play a halfling.
I’d actually say veggie lovers. Same idea, but fits the Halfling association with gardening better.

Bonus- Elves are calzones. They aren't even pizza, no one really wants one, and yet there are so many of them.
Nah, elves are very popular, but also very cliched. I might actually say they’re the pepperoni pizza, and half elves are, well, pepperoni on half.

Locathah are None Pizza with Left Beef. They only really exist as a meme.
 

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