Well, to paraphrase what was already stated ... you call yourself what you want!
You might be a casserole, but you can still call yourself a deep dish pizza.
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Well, to paraphrase what was already stated ... you call yourself what you want!
You might be a casserole, but you can still call yourself a deep dish pizza.
Some enterprising Indianapolis pizzeria needs to serve this next GenCon.
Weiley31
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You know, I've never had Pizza Casserole before.Well, to paraphrase what was already stated ... you call yourself what you want!
You might be a casserole, but you can still call yourself a deep dish pizza.
Centaur:
That pizza you got with the Ikea meatballs.
Too soon?
That pizza you got with the Ikea meatballs.
Too soon?
Alzrius
The EN World kitten
And xvarts are garlic butter.
More like breakfast pizza.
Access to something way too early.
embee
Lawyer by day. Rules lawyer by night.
Yuan-ti Pureblood White pizza: A solid choice every once in a while but you'll grow sick of it quick enough.
Human under OD&D Pizza from Di Fara's: You'll hear some grognards or hipsters yammer on about how this is the best and it might be. Definitely a solid choice but kind of overrated.
A player in a Chainmail campaign Pizza from Grimaldi's or Lombardi's: We get it. You were the first. Okay. That's fine. But some of us just want a slice and we can't all get pizza from you.
Aarakocra: Sicilian: Weird, doesn't fit in with traditional pizza. And a bit more trouble than it's worth.
Faun (from Pathfinder): Sbarro's. Up yours. You don't even qualify for this discussion. Get the heck out of here.
Human under OD&D Pizza from Di Fara's: You'll hear some grognards or hipsters yammer on about how this is the best and it might be. Definitely a solid choice but kind of overrated.
A player in a Chainmail campaign Pizza from Grimaldi's or Lombardi's: We get it. You were the first. Okay. That's fine. But some of us just want a slice and we can't all get pizza from you.
Aarakocra: Sicilian: Weird, doesn't fit in with traditional pizza. And a bit more trouble than it's worth.
Faun (from Pathfinder): Sbarro's. Up yours. You don't even qualify for this discussion. Get the heck out of here.
not-so-newguy
Legend
Kender are Hawaiian pizza. They're gonna piss someone off just for existing.
Edit: woops, already taken in the o.p.
Yeah, I just breeze through text w/o really reading much. Big wup! Wanna fight about it?
Edit: woops, already taken in the o.p.
Yeah, I just breeze through text w/o really reading much. Big wup! Wanna fight about it?
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