D&D General Races as Pizzas ... Put in your Contributions

[Snarf Zagyg]

Yes but how else is Flamestrike's Elf supposed to identify itself properly as it's true Lineage: Pizza?

Well, to paraphrase what was already stated ... you call yourself what you want!

You might be a casserole, but you can still call yourself a deep dish pizza.

 

[jayoungr]

I think you mean Tasha's Pizza of Everything.

Some enterprising Indianapolis pizzeria needs to serve this next GenCon.

 

[Weiley31]

Well, to paraphrase what was already stated ... you call yourself what you want!

You might be a casserole, but you can still call yourself a deep dish pizza.

You know, I've never had Pizza Casserole before.

 

[embee]

Goblins are garlic bread. Kobolds are garlic knots.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Centaur:

That pizza you got with the Ikea meatballs.

Too soon?

 

[Alzrius]

Goblins are garlic bread. Kobolds are garlic knots.

And xvarts are garlic butter.

 

[Minigiant]

I really think the aarakocra is the bbq chicken pizza.

More like breakfast pizza.
Access to something way too early.

 

[Aylowan]

This thread really delivers on its concept.

 

[embee]

Yuan-ti Pureblood White pizza: A solid choice every once in a while but you'll grow sick of it quick enough.

Human under OD&D Pizza from Di Fara's: You'll hear some grognards or hipsters yammer on about how this is the best and it might be. Definitely a solid choice but kind of overrated.

A player in a Chainmail campaign Pizza from Grimaldi's or Lombardi's: We get it. You were the first. Okay. That's fine. But some of us just want a slice and we can't all get pizza from you.

Aarakocra: Sicilian: Weird, doesn't fit in with traditional pizza. And a bit more trouble than it's worth.

Faun (from Pathfinder): Sbarro's. Up yours. You don't even qualify for this discussion. Get the heck out of here.

 

[not-so-newguy]

Kender are Hawaiian pizza. They're gonna piss someone off just for existing.

Edit: woops, already taken in the o.p.

Yeah, I just breeze through text w/o really reading much. Big wup! Wanna fight about it?