I don't think I am misremembering, to be honest. I was in those thread and on the same "side" as you, and I'm sure evidence will relate but I don't you're characterizing them correctly, and further, you're talking about a pretty small subset of D&D players even by the standards of the time.
I mean, if we're talking ENworld post-4E, post-2008, anyone posting about 4E is going to be either:
A) Someone who plays/runs 4E
or
B) Someone who doesn't, but is very keen to interact - probably negatively - with people who do.
B is going to be a tiny group of people, and I'm pretty sure trawling through threads from that era will confirm that we're talking about a very small number of people. People who might be very loud, but who preferred, by and large, to come and tell 4E DMs/players they were wrong, to either talking about what they were playing, or other activities.
I think we're talking about two different things.
You're describing editions wars, on ENworld, during the 4E period, which was basically the WW1 of flamewars.
I'm describing a much broader milieu, where ENworld was only part of that.
Okay, so I'll take this at face value. I think the implication is "this would never happen", but maybe it's an honest question? Obviously it does happen. History is absolutely rife with lazy, corrupt, and foolish guards. Top to bottom. And looking at heists IRL, they're absolutely packed with them. Not all guards are, but an awful lot are, at least the ones who show up in the records (and based on personal experiences through my life I'd say most still are pretty lazy, esp. those over about 30).
People tolerate lazy guards because they have a limited pool of people to choose guards from and/or they don't know or sometimes even care about the laziness.
They're not recruiting from millions. Or even hundreds of thousands, in most cases. Or even tens of thousands. They're recruiting from who is available, and who is allowable. Unless you have vast resources and are willing to start burning them, your recruiting pool is basically whoever lives in your city or village and thereabouts. Maybe people coming through. And you want people who are reasonably healthy, probably on the large side physically (or at least fit, and rough-and-tumble), and who hopefully lack the cunning and imagination to exploit their position in terms of theft or the like. It would be nice if they'd been in one of the various citizen-militias your country has, but it's unlikely there's a standing army to draw from (and if there is, you're getting people who are aging out of it, leaving with injuries, getting thrown out and so on - unless you're paying more and offering better benefits). So you're probably getting a lot of people, mostly men, who are used to getting their way (due to their size or rough-and-tumble nature), who are signing on for a job that mostly involves standing around, walking around, and menacing people. It's not usually a job that goes anywhere (bodyguards are different), so you're not likely to get ambitious people, er, unless they're ambitious to steal your stuff.
You're probably not paying super-well, and it's unlikely you're paying for a lot of elaborate drills and practises and so on. You don't have any security cameras to see the malfeasance. Your only source of information is essentially other personnel who work for you. You probably can't afford to employ anyone but the guards 24-7, and no-one works 24-7. You've probably got some people in charge of the guards, but it's a bit of a toss-up as to whether they're actually disciplined, or just somewhat better than the rest at pretending that they are.
Anyway, TLDR, obviously people do tolerate lazy guards, historically, for a wide variety of reasons.
This is, as I've tried to tell you, a bad take. It's a very stupid position you're putting forward. You're obviously only ever experienced mall cops and think this is what guards are -- it's almost laughable. I mean, I've done work in security, have friends still doing work in security, and I work inside security every day I go to work. I have friends that are modern guards, we call them policemen. The idea that people will just tolerate lazy guards when their life is dependent on the guard doing their job (like, you know, during history where attacks were common, banditry not unexpected, and militaries needed to not get caught off guard) is stupid, You keep whinging about this being a strawman, but it's not. I'm saying that your idea requires stupid people, and no matter how much you think you have a pat explanation for this above, it still does. It's not a strawman -- it's a requirement for your explanation to be true. People MUST be stupid, moronically so, if they trust their lives and livelihoods to lazy guards. The concept of the lazy guard is a much more modern thing -- it actually requires a peaceful and violence free society to be allowable, because then guards are just a small nod to safety and security. And, even there, most guards aren't lazy because people do not hire and continue to employ people that are generally lazy. You also obviously have never managed a payroll. You don't pay people to be lazy.
All in all, this entire argument is rooted in required stupidity. You even make up silly reasons why people would tolerate it, as in you can't hire non-lazy people for guards. I mean, why? Guarding was a dangerous job, so it usually paid well. It required skills, like the ability to effectively do violence. That also tends to pay decently. Guards were not a low wage position, so you're not just picking up the dregs. Why you think this would be so is beyond me - again, I smell the taint of mall cop-itis.
And, as for the history of heists, I have no idea what you've imagined up for this. Do you mean Hollywood? Sure, that's a trope. It's not historical, and it's certainly not something endemic to the lessers of pre-Industrial Revolution times.
I mean, as an aside, it's a strange bit of logic, because humanity constantly tolerates things it shouldn't, particularly including low-grade work, and ill-disciplined soldiery. Usually the answer comes down to "they didn't have much choice" and or "it was too much effort to do otherwise". Both apply here.'
You're totally clueless about what guards did and that they were decently paid position. The logic here is very strange, but only on your part.
Sigh, you literally can't stop with the strawmen, can you? It's kind of funny/sad. I didn't say that. I didn't call anyone "stupid". That's you - repeatedly - you're arguing with your own claim. You are defining what a strawman is here, by making up things that I didn't say. I see that you don't know what a strawman is, because you're claiming that the idea that modern people are more disciplined is one:
You're really bad at this, you should stop calling Strawman. You're requiring people to be stupid to hire and maintain lazy guards -- this isn't a strawman, it's a requirement. Second, I'm not dismissing your argument on this basis -- I've provided direct refutations of your points. Third, it's you that keeps engaging strawmen, like your opening sentence of this very post where you assume my position that no lazy guards every existed -- a clear strawman and painfully untrue. Of course some guards were lazy, but it was less common that in general and certainly not the the point you've made -- that you can assume guards are lazy if they're from pre-1700, then 1300-1600, and then only in Europe.
No.
en.wikipedia.org
I might be wrong or I might be stupid about an idea. It still wouldn't be a strawman, ever. Because a strawman has a specific meaning.
It only becomes a strawman if I said "
@Ovinomancer is saying people in the past were way more disciplined than now!!!" now. I.e. lying about what you were saying, or putting words in your mouth, that benefit your argument. You are doing that with all this talk about "stupid".
Oh, goodness, you've quoted Wikipedia about an informal logical fallacy. You must be in the right, then.
I have access to them but I don't run them.
What I'm saying is "facts not in evidence". You haven't been giving examples, just making sweeping unsupported claims. Now you've given some examples,, but they're really vague and imprecise. Can you give me some examples? Like page numbers even? Otherwise this just vague claims on your part.
Facts are in evidence, you just want homework done to your satisfaction. A number of examples have already been provided, and you've dismissed them for ridiculous reasons. Why should I invest in providing more when you'll just dismiss them as well. You're clearly not aware of the source material yourself, but that hasn't stopped you from claiming that they don't work how people that have played/run them say they do.
As I said, the last person who talked about this, made similar claims, then walked them back during his post with examples, because he realized they didn't actually show catastrophism, they showed "no guidance".
And here's the rub -- you've taken some definition of catastrophe and are running with it such that an example must meet with absolute ruin for it to pass muster. The fact that a single failed stealth check in the Fire Giant's Lair results in the alarm being sounded and the entire keep alerted isn't a catastrophe, I guess. And, yes, that's what the module says -- if the party is spotted, the alarm is sounded as quickly as possible.
Here's the quote from the Yakfolk village at the top:
Characters who enter the village within sight of this yakfolk must succeed on a DC 12 Dexterity (Stealth) check to avoid being spotted immediately. If this yakfolk spots any invaders, it abandons its slaves and heads to area 8 to warn
Chief Kartha-Kaya.
The yakfolk chief has a large bronze gong in his hut (area 8). If he or his wives become aware of invaders, one of them strikes the gong. It is loud enough to be heard throughout the village, prompting the other yakfolk to come running. Yakfolk are vile in their pragmatism. Before setting out to confront invaders, they murder their slaves to prevent them from being freed or turned against them. To conquer the village, the adventurers must defeat all adult yakfolk that live here
Well, I guess you're right, that's not too bad, yeah?
And It's easy to believe you might be doing the same - treating weak or no guidance as catastrophism. You are the one who has to prove this, because you are the one asserting it to be fact. Sneering at me and claiming I don't know them, or I'm implying I'm weird (lol obviously) isn't an argument, it's a cheap ad hominem. Drop some page numbers or the like and I'll go look because I'm pretty sure my bro has all of those.
Heh, strong words from the poster that's stated, but provided absolutely not evidence other than their strange conjecture, that guards are lazy prior to 1700 in Europe.