Boy: Tell me Grandpa, how did Slavery end in Golarion?
Grandpa: Ah yes, my boy, tis a tale of love, sacrifice, and the noble deeds of heroes. Why I dare say such an act could never be repeated again, for that how valorous this hero was and the effort of others. The majestic triumph of such an almost impossible goal. Alas, my feeble old mind lacks the once vigor of memories, so abundant in my youth. I'm afraid that, I cannot tell you h-
Door swings widely open as a heroic figure comes forth and the glory of light shines in from the outside.
THE Hero: Worry not lad, I shall tell you first-hand how we managed to open the eyes of vain society and how one should love their fellow brothers and sisters, treating them with humility and the same rights of all living b--
Grandpa:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH puts lips on the Hero's lips we don't mention the "S" word around here anymore. It never existed to begin with.
Boy: But Grandpa, you just said this Hero and the his party did the impossible and-
Grandpa puts hand around the boy's mouth
THE Hero: Aye, the youngling is right. I had just heard you say such a thing and mention such a tale just now as I passed by!
Grandpa proceeds to snap the boy's neck with cold efficacy and throws him out the open window.
THE Hero:
Grandpa: AAAH yes good hero, I had not noticed your glorious presence until just now. I need ye to slay a mighty dragon over in yonder mountain.
The Hero: The people have a right to know! Villain, murdering your own in cold blood. I sha-
is shot in the back by Paizo. The old man then Coup-De-Graces THE Hero.
Paizo: Get rid of his body, like the rest of his party.
the Grandpa nods and proceeds with the grim disposal And one more thing (Grandpa looks up) you never saw me.