James Gasik
We don't talk about Pun-Pun
This reminds me of an old discussion back when 3e was new about "Rogue time". Evasion was an ability that let you completely avoid damage from some attacks, and I had a few DM's get hung up on how, exactly, the Rogue was doing that. I posited that the Rogue was quickly finding some temporary cover (even enemies or allies) to protect them from the attack.
The DM I was talking to was like "but what about a fireball? It's all around him, how does he avoid that?"
"Perhaps he leaps out of the way? The ability says it doesn't work if the Rogue is immobilized."
"So let me get this right, you're saying the Rogue dashes 15' to safety, the back to his original position, all while this instantaneous spell is occuring? How does that work?"
Thanks to the Wachowski's, I had an answer. "Bullet time."
And that's how "Rogue/Monk time" became a running joke, as players with Evasion wuuld go out of their way to describe increasingly ridiculous ways their Evasion would protect them.
The DM I was talking to was like "but what about a fireball? It's all around him, how does he avoid that?"
"Perhaps he leaps out of the way? The ability says it doesn't work if the Rogue is immobilized."
"So let me get this right, you're saying the Rogue dashes 15' to safety, the back to his original position, all while this instantaneous spell is occuring? How does that work?"
Thanks to the Wachowski's, I had an answer. "Bullet time."
And that's how "Rogue/Monk time" became a running joke, as players with Evasion wuuld go out of their way to describe increasingly ridiculous ways their Evasion would protect them.