Bill Zebub
“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”
Spellcasters don't have to explain anything ever.
Martials must fill out this form in triplicate, have it signed by both a PhD in Physics and a Medical Doctor, and turn it in at the check in station on the third sub-basement of D&D HQ in Nome, located in a broken file cabinet behind a locked door marked 'Beware the leopard'.
Huh?
I'm missing this point entirely.