"Pounded in the butt by A Mate put A Deck of Many Things in A Dragons Horde figuring his Pcs wouldn't risk it, 1 did and now his 5 players are all playing future kings"
My Butt is Terrified by the Existential Dread that the Future King is not the Heir to the Enslaved Queen’s Estranged Son who is Also an Earl, but is a Mate who is a Pounding-Curious T-Rex.