Everything bagels are an unsubtle, overrated lie. At many places they are awash in the seasoning to a ridiculous amount that is reminiscent of the lack of restraint shown by of an amateur hophead experimenting with brewing IPAs or the powdered sugar in a bag of beignets at Cafe du Monde, they are clearly not as good as Jalapeno bagels, and they don't even have everything (see previously mentioned Jalapenos and, say, blueberries) because that would be gross.
That being said, they're still probably in my top 3 once I brush some of it off.