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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
You could try politely telling them.Also re: backstories. How do you communicate…politely…to players that only a few relevant bullet points of their backstory are sufficient to play and that reading pages and pages of backstory is not what you signed up for?
Or realize that they will be sucking up more exposition from you over the course of the game than the length of their backstory is now, and just read it.