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[schneeland]

I've played too much WFRP. I see liquid warp. My brain keeps repeating, "Damn, that's a lot of mutations."

Liquid warp stone or slurm

 

[CreamCloud0]

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and then it turns out the GM is using modified trolls who's regen isn't affected by fire/acid and infact resists those two damage types

 

[CreamCloud0]

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One item on my to do list is to make spears more attractive as a weapon choice. They really do tend to get overlooked in the game, and it's not like they're some obscure 14th century polearm that was only used for a few decades in a tiny principality in the Holy Roman Empire or something.

it seems rediculous to me they didn't make spears a simple reach weapon. i know there's a feat that lets you use them with reach...for the turn...if you burn your bonus action to do so, wow much incredible.

 

[Mind of tempest]

it seems rediculous to me they didn't make spears a simple reach weapon. i know there's a feat that lets you use them with reach...for the turn...if you burn your bonus action to do so, wow much incredible.

the spear is one of the earliest tools known it should be simple by defult

 

[CreamCloud0]

the spear is one of the earliest tools known it should be simple by defult

is that simple in design or simple as the weapon category?

yes the spear is simple, but one of it's major advantages was it's massive versatility in spite of it's simplicity, having a weapon that can be used with all Versatile, Reach and Thrown isn't really all that complicated.

 

[Mind of tempest]

is that simple in design or simple as the weapon category?

yes the spear is simple, but one of it's major advantages was it's massive versatility in spite of it's simplicity, having a weapon that can be used with all Versatile, Reach and Thrown isn't really all that complicated.

yes to both it was one of the first tools for a reason

 

[schneeland]

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I'm sure they meant to say "month" ...

 

[Eyes of Nine]

I'm sure they meant to say "month" ...

Makes total sense to me. GM with 5 players = $1530 total. GM spends $1455 per year on games, while each player spends $15 on a set of dice

 

[CleverNickName]

Makes total sense to me. GM with 5 players = $1530 total. GM spends $1455 per year on games, while each player spends $15 on a set of dice

 

[not-so-newguy]

Sorry, you only missed the target by 36 years.

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It all starts with the "Cavity Creeps" from this literal joke of a module...

My post was referencing something that has gone viral in the past couple weeks. I fear that explaining the joke would get some red script from the moderators about decency, so you'll have to google it yourself