You win the internet for today!Gnobbit.
Thanks for making it weird.A mutant abomination resembling either/both their parents that will grow no taller -at full growth/adult age- than a foot and a half tall.
Almost certain to not make it past their adolescent years without becoming fox/weasel/hawk/owl/bobcat/snake (or any larger predator) food.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.