D&D General [Humor] Things You Hate About 7E

[TwoSix]

I don't like the fact that the default skin of the AIDM is Elon Musk, and it's a complete travesty that a replacement skin costs 150 X$.

 

[cranberry]

I don't like that WoTC only hires former Disney illustrators.

 

[Osgood]

I just wish I could still play 5E (or any other older edition) with my books... but Elon sent Pinkertons to all of our houses to collect them (We all really should have read the terms of service on D&D Beyond, YouTube, MuskWorld (formerly enworld), and every other D&D related website!). It's also really weird how they also know when someone makes a character that doesn't match the gender assigned to the player at birth and the goons show up to "correct" the character for you...

 

[TiQuinn]

I hate that Strahd now sparkles in the sunlight in the new, improved but still the same adventure, Ravenloft.

 

[Zardnaar]

Kender and Neo THAC0

 

[shirleyishmael]

I certainly do not like being charged for even thinking of older editions.
Dang it! It happened again!

 

[Kobold Avenger]

I'm disappointed about the Couch Commander subclass of the Warlord they haven't fixed it yet.

 

[shirleyishmael]

I hate that Strahd now sparkles in the sunlight in the new, improved but still the same adventure, Ravenloft.

I heard in the next edition they are renaming it Parrotloft, which will be a a resort island in which you collect a token for each tropical drink you imbibe and once you have collected all the tokens, YOU WIN!!

 

[DarkMoon250]

You know, not a big fan of the optional rules for fixed species ASI's in Tasha's Broom Closet of Everything. Feels like a step backwards.

...D-don't look at my post history during November of 2020.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I can't believe how badly Wot-X screwed up D&D 7th Edition. We waited all the way until 2050, and THIS is what we got?

I am really confused why they didn't hit the 70th anniversary in 2044 or, especially, the 75th in 2049. The c-suite AI is glitching.