Recent content by RealAlHazred

"Listen, everybody knows that <your favorite property, which is very popular> is garbage. Hot garbage. Everybody knows this. I'm trying to salvage that hot garbage with my fantastic artistic vision! Which happens to involve a lot of bikini-clad models, sure, but on the flip side, they're wearing...

Same here. My 1870s Mashup game that started in San Francisco with Emperor Norton? Hero System. My campaign combining vampires from the World of Darkness, Castlevania, Warhammer, and D&D? Hero System. My Hârn game thatgot invaded by extradimensional undead? Hero System. Even my Traveller game...

No, I glanced at half of the post, decided I knew what was going on, and immediately jumped in with both feet and no parachute. That's how it's done nowadays! I'm now convinced that Red Ryder BB guns do the same damage as Elephant guns! So be it! Set it in stone! 2026 is going to be streets...

1/2" entry hole and baseball-sized exit hole?... I may need to up the damage BB-guns do in my games! Are we talking regular BBs, or are there baseball-sized BBs I'm unaware of?

I'd explain what happened, but I signed an NDA...

Probably the second-best Christmas movie of all time, just after Christmas with the Kranks*! * This is a joke. Please don't watch that movie, it's terrible. Management accepts no responsibility for the sharp drop in the quality of your life if you say, "How bad could it be?" and watch it anyway.

In high school, we had those tables where the benches were attached. One day, I got up after finishing lunch to put my tray away, walked one step, and fell down. Because when I got up and walked away, my lower left leg.... didn't. It got trapped in between the bench and table. I went to the...

No, all of my writings are apologetics for 4th edition.

But I know that can't be true, because if you truly understood The Topic, you'd know that the only real solution with any merit at all, is to use Hero System to model and run it. I can see you don't understand The Topic since you seem (somehow!) to disagree (...! I can't even... words...

Don't be so down on yourself! You were already a loser on the first day, and you can be a loser the entire rest of the year! I believe in you! You got this!

Wow. Yog-Sothoth.com has gone offline permanently. I hope a place can be find to host a permanent mirror, the Forum was very high signal-to-noise (albeit specifically devoted to Lovecraftian games), and the Wiki hosted a large number of author-contributed scenarios and supplements that, I'm...

Sure, it does! It can then play tunes to itself while it waits for NASA to pick it up when its mission is done!

It occurred to me, she did something similar on an earlier trip this year; my memory isn't good enough to remember if it happened on previous trips, as I don't usually try to remember any negative things. So, at least twice...