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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Reminds me of the paranoid guy who booby trapped his house, mislabeled chemicals in his house, basically, just, everything he could do to threaten hypothetical intruders. Unfortunately, he got caught in one of his own booby-traps, and one of his family members, trying to give him something for...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The way I heard the story, this came about during the testing of the Channel Tunnel train. It was going to be very high speed, and they wanted to know how well it would survive bird strikes in the tunnel. The first chicken smashed through the windshield and embedded itself in the wall right at...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "Figure it out" and "its not hard" are mutually exclusive terms with me. Pick one, man! I've got, like, two functional hamsters in here, and they're basically just playing with my remaining spoons instead of generating (brain)power!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    And you thought your current boss was bad... EDIT: That guy's, like, "I'm just happy to have a job in this economy!"
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Like in my company, where I frequently get asked to do stuff in Production, when my only area of actual work responsibility is the Lab, which is, by design, completely separated from it?
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I don't know. If we could convince certain politicos, they might actually fund space exploration whereas currently they want to cut the budget to nil. On the other hand, if they can be convinced this would be a great political coup that would pwn the opposition...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I joined his Patreon as a thank you. He's definitely a turbonerd!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I mean, the site was always a labor of love, and he's got metastatic prostate cancer, so I give him all the breaks I can. I value what we have!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I really don't care if it works in Chrome or Edge, the only thing I care about is if it works in the Best Browser, the only one for business -- Netscape Navigator.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I did like the Galactus Cooking Show...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That's all right, the universe could potentially be a donut, if it turns out to be torus-shaped. I vote for Boston Creme!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The fact you enjoy a different style of play than I do implies that my style of play isn't the "best" style of play, and is therefore a direct attack on my tastes. This is because of my Gnome bard character killing Strahd with an upcast Vicious Mockery isn't it?
  13. RealAlHazred

    TSR The Full & Glorious History of NuTSR

    Next product from Wonderfilled: "Cthulhulands," an Old School RPG of horror and adventure in the pursuit of the Great Old One Gax'i'gar!
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Seems argumentative, but I'll let that go because that awesome "Shania Law" joke you made a few pages ago.
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I just realized, I think that joke is old enough to vote! Apparently it's got a hold on me! Come on, RealAlHazred! Don't be stupid! From this moment on, you've got to rock this country! You're still the one with the good jokes, you've got a way; ain't no particular way but I ain't goin' down...
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