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    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    Yeah, Hermes gets a lot of play in the religious sphere, but Hermes Trismegistus hits his greatest popularity in the medieval area. He's popular on Maya (with Wizards and Sorcerers, naturally), but I'm trying to reconstruct the original cults that traveled to my campaign. Once I have an idea of...
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    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    He's on the list, but also Hermes. Which seems odd to us in D&D-land, but think of the real world -- how many Christian denominations that disagree might be found in the same city?
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    -Michael Scott No, really, that one sounds like him.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    If you felt like lobbing a grenade at the whole mess, you could have piped up from the peanut gallery: "Uh... can someone explain to me Damage on a Miss? It looks like a great mechanic!" But seriously, I ran at cons for over twenty years. I've seen things...
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    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    So, I have been noodling around with my forever-in-development home game setting, which grew out of something I created thirty (or more!) years ago for a campaign. And I thought it would make sense to track progress, because it seems like, when I take a mental break from one project (currently...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I mean, I know Hasbro only bought Wizards of the Coast to get their hands on the D&D property before WotC completely destroyed it with their Ascending AC, but I think they should be feeling pretty good about themselves and the unintended side benefits of their acquisition!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That song is fetch. Streets ahead!
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'll just keep sitting here using Netscape Navigator...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I will admit to a preference for chocolate malaphors; the strawberry ones just taste like someone's idea of what strawberry should taste like, but they've never actually had one.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." ― 1 Corinthians 13:11 “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    While I reprehend you perfectly, I think the perceived prevalence of that on these boreds is just a pigment of your imagination.
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    The 2025 Pumpkin Spice RPG Contest - Results are In

    I should have stuck with my OSE item. Ah, well. Call of Cthulhu isn't as popular as D&D on these boards, I guess.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My spite is load-bearing, I'm sorry to say.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I will wait to see what happens when the next Marvel movie, Jared Leto: It's Letoing Time, comes out next year.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I am a strange, strange man. Almost two decades ago, David Schwartz wrote a series of short articles for Dragon magazine describing the Aztec pantheon in D&D 3.5 terms. I really liked them, but Paizo's run of Dragon ended before the series could conclude. He ended up posting the last two short...
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