Recent content by RealAlHazred

Kudos to the NORAD guys for tracking Santa Claus on his worldwide trip for another year. My daughter was enthused and fascinated; I'm not sure she understood what it was about, exactly, but she loved the tiny Santa sleigh and reindeer animation.

My daughter spent much of yesterday afternoon and evening throwing up. She's two, and has been sick with a virus since she started preschool at the start of November, but this was new. She threw up about eight or nine times yesterday afternoon to this morning. Took her in to Urgent Care, and the...

Hmmm... Maybe it's time for my venture capital firm to acquire B&N and transfer all of our debts to it...

Would you like all of them? I only submitted my most egregious one, but i also backed two d20 Entertainment disasters, albeit not at a high level. It's Ken Whitman, so, frankly, it seems like low-hanging fruit.

Attribution is super important! Eventually, the passage of time anonymizes everything -- every phrase, every story, every statue, every painting, everything. It will always eventually end with, "Oh, the giant green lady in the harbor? I think she came from overseas, maybe? Who cares?" So, I will...

I thought it was an old Persian/Iranian proverb?

Some Patreon creators really know how to do the subscription model right. There's a cartoonist I follow who basically puts his stuff online for free but the Patreon has bonus panels for everything. You know what you're getting, but there's still an extra as a thank you.

The psychological scars are still sore, man. I haven't run more than a one-shot of CoC since then, and it just brought back all of the ruined anticipation I'd felt.

Back in 2014, I went in big on this -- "A film-quality set of redesigned handouts and props for Masks of Nyarlathotep, a campaign for the Call of Cthulhu RPG." Masks of Nyarlathotep is an absoluteluy fantastic campaign, with a lot of globe-trotting and flexibility for the GM to insert his own...

I mean, my wife is definitely a tiny goth assassin armed with a kazoo. I have to imagine there could be more than one.

It's a decision based completely on my opinion -- I don't like Mr. Beast. I don't trust anybody who can smile and not have it reach his eyes. looks at photo he just posted, shudders It's uncanny, I tell you! Brrrr... No thanks!

I assume they're flavored like Mr. Beast himself.

Welp, guess I'm not buying any more Jack Link's.

Come to think of, it, Montrose le Metelier, my old D&D 3.5 gray elf Wizard 4/Druid 4/Arcane Hierophant 10 could manage quite the number of call lightnings and lightning bolts per day, as well as plane shift... Maybe he was trying to make contact?