Recent content by Xefas

The way I see it, the battle just starts going in your favor. It isn't "This one guy totally got X bonus for one turn", but more "A golden cross appeared in the sky, and our side began to turn the tide. People kept standing when they should have fallen. Crucial blows that should have missed tore...

You need to name this combo. Given its amount of prep time relative to the prep time of most attacks, I suggest "The Spirit Bomb". "Quick, distract Orcus while I charge up the Spirit Bomb." "What?! How long will that take?" "About 4 episodes."

Actually, he'd spend 4ish feats on getting basic heavy armor (not full plate). And then when he wears it, he won't get his Intelligence bonus to his armor class, like he does when he wears light armor.

Well, Cloud could cast a lot of magic. Actually, he could cast *all* the magic available to PCs. How about a Wizard with the Weapon Proficiency feat for Greatsword? His high Intelligence will give him a decent AC bonus in no armor (the wizard's armor of choice). Then, you can mimic just how...

Hey! I liked that name. I was so proud when I learned how to pronounce it. Unfortunately, the proper way involves unhinging your jaw, putting clothespins on your tongue, and pressing a microphone to your throat. However, you can use its colloquial version "icks-it-shack-it-all" without all the...

When I saw the thread title, I was filled with both hope and dread. I figured it was another one of those animated shorts, ala the Gnome&Tiefling, the Beholder, and the Mindflayer. I was expecting, within a few seconds, to hear "Hi, I'm Orcus, and these are my minions. Say hello, little...

I read a D&D book like I make love to a woman: Until their spine breaks.

I'll just point out that it doesn't actually say what he did in either instance. "Save from Oni" doesn't seem like a Leader-specific ability. He could have slapped the Oni in the face, disabling its "Eat Cleric's Soul" power, which seems Defendery to me. Also "give all my comrades the edge"...