thatdarncat
Overlord of Chat
Played my first Paranoia game last Friday... much fun! We're tossing around ideas for a Survivor: Alpha Complex game now 
Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again
- Thread starter Crothian
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shaylon
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Friend Computer, as your most loyal equipment officer I would feel remiss if I didn't mention that when I inspected Team Leader Piratecat's Fembot I noticed that the bot circuitry was modified from stock and contained an encrypted message that looked to be treasonous. I am currently using my communications bot, C3PO, to decipher this message. I will transmit it to you as soon as C3PO is done deciphering.
Rystil Arden
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I can only add that the use of Fembots was deemed treasonous by article 7 of the good hygiene handbook, Electrogonnorhea: The Noisy Killer, handed down to me from the great computer yourself, oh great computer. And if it was handed down by the great computer, then it must be true. Also, inspecting the circuitry of the Fembot was deemed equally treasonous.
Piratecat
Sesquipedalian
Well discovered, Equipment Officer! That's three merits and a justified pat on the back. Now, if you could please just explain how equipment under your jurisdiction, that you alone are responsible for, was tampered with in a possibly treasonous manner? You are so competent, so vigilant, that surely such an encoded message could not have been introduced without your explicit knowledge and consent. Why, the only other alternative is that you are incompetent at your job, and I'm sure that isn't true.shaylon said:
Into the microphone, please.
Hygiene Officer, we may have need of a cleanup in Aisle -- where are we? ah, yes - in Corridor 119-68 Subsector 11a. This might be your moment in the spotlight.
Rystil Arden
First Post
Not to mention it hasn't even started yetCrothian said:I love a game that I'm running that I'm not even needed to be there for
Crothian
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Rystil Arden said:Not to mention it hasn't even started yet
Citizen, I'm not sure what you are talking about. While the particulars of your assignment will not be devulged until the glorious Computer Aproved Gen Con; the team members have been assembled. The Computer sees all, knows all, and will respond with swift rewards or swift terminations as situations warrant. It won't be the first time some clone gets dusted before our slated timeslot.
Rystil Arden
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Of course, Friend Computer. The Computer has stated that this information was divulged previously and thus it must not be wrong. I am forced to assume, Friend computer, much to my chagrin, that the only possibility must have been a failure in the duties of our as-yet-silent Communications Officer to deliver the all-important messages that all must obey, for the Computer's words are always truth. And of course, failure of this manner is treasonous acitivity!
shaylon
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Piratecat said:
I am responsible for all equipment, as the glorious friend computer is well aware. You will also note from my logfile here that you checked out the Fembot model Federspears2000 and returned it in the state it is currently in. The computer knows what you were doing with it, doesn't it?
C3PO will define the problem with the tampered equipment and we will get to the bottom of this nefarious treason.
Now if you will excuse me I need to check the Lasermatic Pistols to verify they work. Will you try on this Elastisteel breastplate armor for me? I realize it looks and feels like a cotton T-shirt with a red bullseye target on it but I can assure you that it is safe to wear and will protect you in all conditions present in Alpha Complex.
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