Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again

[Crothian]

Sing-a-longs? That seals the deal! Sign me up for the happiness officer.

Woo Hoo!!!

Edit: Damn!! Too late. I guess I'll grab the hygeine officer

If you really want to be the Happiness Officier look to what PC did and if you can convince me that you would do a better job then Shaylon, I'll give you the job.

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

I would like to show my loyalty and dedication by volunteering for the role of either the Communications or Hygene Officer, please. I will excel at either, and show my faithfulness to whichever the computer feels I am most suited for. All hail the computer, my friend for life!

 

[WhimsyTheFae]

Friend Computer! I feel that I am a far better choice to play the Loyalty Officer, Friend Computer! This is because I want only what is in the best interest of Alpha Complex, and Loyalty is in the best interest of Alpha Complex, and I am inherently far more loyal than Belenumeria. You will note, Friend Computer, that the other concerned citizen has a "U" in his name. I am not in a position to discuss whether "U" stands for a prohibited security clearance, because rumors are treason and unlike some people I am completely loyal, but I will leave it to Friend Computer to compute any inferences.

Ahem.

And if not, give me (gulp) Team Leader.

oh no. this is gonna hurt.

You got that one right...Team Leader did hurt (I died a lot). At one point, couldn't come up with a good answer to the questions that were being posed to me. I just turned and said, "just shoot me now" (or something to that effect). They complied.

Anyway, since I have played in this one and my wife likes the fact that she never died, as well as all the other games that I am booking myself in, I will hold off on this one and see what shakes out closer to GenCon.

 

[Alenda]

If you really want to be the Happiness Officier look to what PC did and if you can convince me that you would do a better job then Shaylon, I'll give you the job.

Oh great Computer when the happiness of the team is at stake, you cannot trust that to just ANY person. You have to....

*breaks into song*

Go that extra mile
Just to see a happy smile
Whether through a joke or a distraction

Try your very best
To come up with a jest
Then document each personal reaction

If happiness is low
And morale has far to go
It's time to use the trusty medication

Inject it in the butts
Of every single putz
And turn them from depression to elation!!!

 

[Rystil Arden]

I'll try the last officer role that Isn't covered by the three people who posted for two roles above...uhhh, oh great Computer?

 

[Crothian]

2 slots left, and if more people are interested I can schedule a game for anothe time in the con.

 

[Alenda]

Happiness Officier:Alenda

*squeals with delight*

 

[shaylon]

Oh great Computer when the happiness of the team is at stake, you cannot trust that to just ANY person. You have to....

*breaks into song*

Go that extra mile
Just to see a happy smile
Whether through a joke or a distraction

Try your very best
To come up with a jest
Then document each personal reaction

If happiness is low
And morale has far to go
It's time to use the trusty medication

Inject it in the butts
Of every single putz
And turn them from depression to elation!!!

Oh what the hell! CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Piratecat]

Oh what the hell! CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be Cheat-R-GAL-1, fellow citizen. And could please explain for the benefit of the Loyalty Officer exactly what "Hell" is? Please speak clearly into the Communication Officer's microphone. Any similarity to a laser barrel is purely circumstantial.

Thank you, and have a nice daycycle.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Looks like I'm stuck with Experimental character #1....
Darn the crash!!!!