Paranoia O.R.C. and P.I.E. Full again


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shaylon said:
I forgot to ask. Will I need to hone my robot voice skill? What about my robotic dance moves?

Citizen, bots are inferior to humans. They are programed with the (newly revised) Five Laws of Robotics and the Asimov Circuits ensure of this.
 

"Friend Computer, this loyal Team Leader is pleased to report that Asimov circuits never malfunction. If they did there would be rumors, and rumors are treasonous, and thus not allowed, so therefore they are unable to malfunction. Simple logic.

"I'd also like to point out, Friend Computer, that if knowledge of Asimov circuits is not yet available at my security clearance, anything I've ever heard about them came from our Equipment Officer. I'm sure that he has special dispensation to know about them, or otherwise he would be in possession of treasonous information. But Friend Computer would know for sure."

*whistles casually*

[sblock]Oh, God. When I play Paranoia, I'm like the most annoying suckup and tattletale ever... combined. I feel dirty. But in a good, hygenic way.[/sblock]
 

Piratecat said:
"Friend Computer, this loyal Team Leader is pleased to report that Asimov circuits never malfunction. If they did there would be rumors, and rumors are treasonous, and thus not allowed, so therefore they are unable to malfunction. Simple logic.

"I'd also like to point out, Friend Computer, that if knowledge of Asimov circuits is not yet available at my security clearance, anything I've ever heard about them came from our Equipment Officer. I'm sure that he has special dispensation to know about them, or otherwise he would be in possession of treasonous information. But Friend Computer would know for sure."

*whistles casually*

[sblock]Oh, God. When I play Paranoia, I'm like the most annoying suckup and tattletale ever... combined. I feel dirty. But in a good, hygenic way.[/sblock]
:lol:
 

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