Pirate Master

I'll keep the list updated and keep those set adrift in spoiler tags. Let's try to keep other spoilers in this thread in tags too, so no one accidently reads anything they shouldn't.

WayneLigon said:

Fantasy Reality TV. Now we need a group of people in armor with swords and bows, killing orcs and trolls and dragons for cash.

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X-crawl?

I thought the show was pretty lackluster. They have beautiful sets, an awesome concept, yet they manage to have absolutely no style or drama.

Plank-walking would be better than "set adrift". Or perhaps keel-hauling.

Pansy modern pirates.

Olgar Shiverstone said:

Plank-walking would be better than "set adrift". Or perhaps keel-hauling.

Pansy modern pirates.

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Plank-walking would be awesome. They'd just have to edit out the losing pirate resurfacing and show them vanishing beneath the black waves.

Or invest in some sharks and release forms.

Olgar Shiverstone said:

Plank-walking would be better than "set adrift". Or perhaps keel-hauling.

Pansy modern pirates.

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I agree and I was yelling "Keel-haul him" when they doing Pirate Court.

I missed the beginning so found the title "Scientist/exotic dancer" hilarious. Besides him and the firefighter, I've no clue what anyone's background is, not that it really matters.

I hope the prize is more than some share of the 40,000 gp

Wycen said:

I missed the beginning so found the title "Scientist/exotic dancer" hilarious. Besides him and the firefighter, I've no clue what anyone's background is, not that it really matters.

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Some do.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/pirate_master/bios/christa.shtml

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Christa DeAngelo
Age 29
Ex-Military

Christa was born in Tamaqua, PA, and grew up playing a lot of sports. While in high school, she scored over 1,000 points and is still on her school's All Time High Scorer's List. She then moved to New York to attend St. Francis College in Brooklyn and then Alvernia College in Reading, PA. DeAngelo later joined the army on a whim and worked as an administrative assistant. She was selected to play on the All-Army Basketball Team and traveled the country playing college, professional and other armed forces teams. While stationed in Hawaii, she had her daughter, Iris, and completed her military service. She then received her bachelor degree in social psychology from Park University, MO and did some graduate work at Seton Hall. She hopes to get a Ph. D. in cultural anthropology. After her divorce, DeAngelo lost 70 pounds by jumping rope for up to four hours a day. She won the title of Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2005. She enjoys working out, basketball and hiking, and describes herself as engaging, hilarious and self-centered. She has been a featured extra on "The Sopranos," "The Knights of Prosperity" and a new film titled "The Tourist." DeAngelo currently resides in a small farmhouse in Tamaqua, PA, with her five-year-old daughter, Iris. Her birth date is July 18, 1977.

Mark CMG said:

She has been a featured extra on "The Sopranos," "The Knights of Prosperity" and a new film titled "The Tourist."

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More and more of these reality shows seem to be loading up on "entry level" actors and actresses as contestants, rather than the girl or boy next door types.

I'm not sure when it started, but Who Wants to Be a Superhero was mostly cast from these types.