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Tuerny

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SemperJase said:


So dish! How did it turn out. Did they shoot you down gently, or did you get the date?

Aren't you that moral absolutist from the Evil thread? ;)

j/k

One shot me down and the other was noncomittal.

Before she was able to decide one way or another I got attached to my current squeeze who I will refrain from posting a picture of for the sake of the sanity of everyone on the board (I am in love I can't help it. I can talk about her for hours if needbe. ;) )
 
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Wolfspirit

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Oh, I should mention that I, as a single male gamer, get hit on all the time by the females of the group, especially the married one. Appearantly there's something funny about watching me blush.

Oh, funny example. The married Female Gamer has a tendency to accidently play footsie with anyone she's sitting next to. I made a joking comment that that had never happened to me, and suddenly she started rubbing my leg with her foot. Everyone laughed as I turned red as a beet.

This happened on one of the nights that her husband was DMing.

I dropped to negative 9 hp that game. (Of course, I know he didn't do that on purpose, I just thought it was rather funny).

Oh, and for Something Positive, I also like http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01182002.html
 

Dragongirl

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Don't know about women in general, but for me a man blushing is very.....(nope can't use that word will get odd replies)....um....intriguing, there that will work. Maybe it is an innocence thing, a man that can blush can't be a total jerk. :)
 
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Ulrick

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A couple months ago my Greyhawk Campaign got a female gamer. She is attractive, great personality, and so forth.

And its been whispered that I have the hots for her.

To further fuel these whisperings, the PCs were going through the Forge of Fury, they beat the main bad guy at the end (no spoilers here) and looted his horde. Now, you ask, how would this make things worse?

She got the +2 Dwarven Waraxe. She's plays a dwarf cleric.

The rest of the party didn't get any other magic item...

grrr...

Ulrick
 
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Ulrick

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Women have a distinct advantage in this field [bribing the DM with sex] as by far the majority of players and GMs are men, and the appearance of a person of the female persuasion in a roleplaying group is enough to get dimly remembered glands into overdrive. Even if she looks like a horse with impetigo.

If your GM starts to protest about some action that you are about to perform, pout, breathe interestingly, flash some leg or cleavage, or tighten you trousers Fiddle with your dice in a suggestive way, suck the end of your pencil and if all else fails, whisper some lewd into the GM's ear. They should be putty in your hands...


--From "Bribing and Corrupting the GM,"
The Complete Munchkins Guide to Power Gaming by James "Grim" Desborough and Steve Mortimer, Steve Jackson Games, 1999.

:p

Ulrick
 

SemperJase

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Tuerny [/i][B] Before she was able to decide one way or another I got attached to my current squeeze who I will refrain from posting a picture of for the sake of the sanity of everyone on the board (I am in love I can't help it. I can talk about her for horus if needbe. ;) ) [/B][/QUOTE] But does she game? [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ulrick said:
She is attractive, great personality, and so forth.
And its been whispered that I have the hots for her.

OK, when you describe someone as attractive with a good personality, you are leaning towards having the hots for her.
:D

If you have or have been tempted to pull her pony tail because of the dwarven axe, I would say that cinches it. :)
 
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Tuerny

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SemperJase said:


But does she game?




Not yet but she thinks it is really cool and wants to try. :-D

Gahhhhh!!!!!
Must post picture...overwhelmed by urge......
 

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