"Captain's log, stardate 4945.3.
In the three hours since we were imprisoned in this mysterious place, over a dozen more captives have been beamed in, seemingly from across all of time and space.
Along with Sulu and our white-armoured new friend TK-421, I have formulated an escape plan. However, there is little we can do to enact it so long as our feet remain trapped in these slabs of sticky black tar."