To Hell with My Little Pony!

Dannyalcatraz

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #1

...give me My Little Spider instead! Welcome to the colorful world of Peacock Spiders!

http://io9.com/newly-discovered-sparklemuffin-peacock-spider-is-here-1688278369

www.cnet.com/news/maratus-elephans-the-peacock-spider-with-an-elephant-on-its-butt/#ftag=YHF65cbda0


















Also, the next spider-inspired PC I make- regardless of system- will now be named "Sparklemuffin".

Also pt. 2: the Drow just got flashier.

 

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Umbran

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• Mar 24, 2015

• #2

And those spiders can *dance*.

 

Dannyalcatraz

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I wonder- what would have happened to Peter Parker if he'd been bitten by one of these?

I bet his Spidey-fashion sense would be as impressive as his newfound boogieing skills.

Harry Osborne: "Have you noticed that Parker has been dressing...differently?"

Gwen Stacey: "Yeah...one part NYC Club Kid, one part pimp! But somehow, when he dances...it just works."

Harry Osborne: "*grrrrrrrr*"

 

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Dannyalcatraz

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This may also explain (Jamiroquai frontman) Jay Kay's dance moves and taste in hats.



[video=youtube;Et9b7LWfnxQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9b7LWfnxQ&sns=em[/video]
[video=youtube;WIUAC03YMlA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA&sns=em[/video]

 

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Umbran

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• Mar 24, 2015

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Dannyalcatraz said:

I wonder- what would have happened to Peter Parker if he'd been bitten by one of these?

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I imagine the start of the origin would be a tad different. He'd not go into pro wrestling, and instead it would go more like this:

[video=youtube;d99VYhXBt44]https://youtu.be/d99VYhXBt44[/video]

 

R

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• Mar 31, 2015

• #6

They reside is Australia. As per Universal Law, that means they are a minimum of 20% deadlier than any other similar species.

 

Dannyalcatraz

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• Mar 31, 2015

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Maybe, but jumping spiders are...*ahem*...mostly harmless.

 

R

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Dannyalcatraz said:

Maybe, but jumping spiders are...*ahem*...mostly harmless.

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So are sheep.

In Australia.

 

Dannyalcatraz

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Scott DeWar

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• Apr 1, 2015

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Right, mostly harmless, as long as you are an ally.